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victory_road2020-01-28 09:09 pm
secondhandsome) wrote in victory_road2020-01-28 09:09 pm
video ✭ new bark town ✭ january 27
[Well, hey, here's a familiar face! ...Right? Well, it looks like Jack, mostly. Outfit's a little different, his hair's a mess, and, geez, is that a crack in his mask? Someone must've had a rough night or something.]
You know, I'm not super big on this weather, but compared to getting a cryo-blast in the face it's really not so bad! Guess that messes with your standards a little. It's also just better than space, in general? Let me tell you, I am... so tired of space! There's an actual natural atmosphere here, do-- do you know how amazing that is? To just stand outside and breathe and know the oxygen hasn't been filtered for god knows how long and...
...and I had an actual thing to talk about that I'm forgetting. Shit, I'm out of practice.
[Did he used to ramble so much before? Honestly, he can't even remember.]
Someone wanna do me a solid and get me back to Ecruteak, 'cause that's where I was and I was uh... in the middle of... something.
Kinda important, you know, so. That's be great.
You know, I'm not super big on this weather, but compared to getting a cryo-blast in the face it's really not so bad! Guess that messes with your standards a little. It's also just better than space, in general? Let me tell you, I am... so tired of space! There's an actual natural atmosphere here, do-- do you know how amazing that is? To just stand outside and breathe and know the oxygen hasn't been filtered for god knows how long and...
...and I had an actual thing to talk about that I'm forgetting. Shit, I'm out of practice.
[Did he used to ramble so much before? Honestly, he can't even remember.]
Someone wanna do me a solid and get me back to Ecruteak, 'cause that's where I was and I was uh... in the middle of... something.
Kinda important, you know, so. That's be great.
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[OH THAT IS LOUD annnnnnd Tim nearly drops his gear. He manages to scramble and catch it before it falls to the ground, at least.
Give him a second, wow, geez.]
No, nope, definitely not Jack! Not even a little bit.
[HI KRIEG]
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Mnahahahahahah! Good!
Did Miss Fitz find you yet?
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Well, she's heading over.
[He sounds very, very happy about this fact.]
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[Then Krieg really squints at the screen. He's happy to see Tim again, too, but something seems...off.]
....Did'ja have a rough time back home, Timothy Lawrence?
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Ah, well, you know, who doesn't, right? [Ha ha. Ha.] Got stuck in a space casino for a bit, it wasn't, uh, ideal?
[BUT NOW HE'S HERE AND EVERYTHING'S GREAT]
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[That is an attempt at phonetically describing the sound of blowing a raspberry.
Apparently Krieg's opinion on casinos is not high.]
That sounds like butts. But you got out, right?
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[..............]
Well. I'm here, now.
[oh, bud]
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Welcome back, Timothy Lawrence.
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[maybe ember will get on that while he's gone]
...Thanks. It's nice to be back. [Like it is. So nice!] How have things been going on your end, anyway? Doing good?
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[Like, seven too many. But, to answer Tim's question:]
Things are good! I still have too many monsters but now I have a house to keep them in, and the Pretty Lady is here now, too! The world almost ended before Christmas and I didn't get to punch god but it was fun anyway I guess, and Sugar just got married! And now you're back!
[That's...glossing over a lot of not-good stuff. The reason he has a house now, for example. But it's easier to think about the good things so that's what he focuses on.]
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[Way too many fucking years.]
That... sounds like a lot. But good. A lot of good, which is good, so that's-- seriously do you hear yourself talk, Timothy, fuck. [...He's out of practice.] The pretty lady-- do you mean that Siren that's here now? Maya?
[Stab in the dark but they seem acquainted, ssssoooooo...]
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Yeah, that's her! Did you talk to her yet? She's the best!
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She's one of your group, right? Another vault hunter. I'm pretty sure I remember Jack ranting about her.
[Which is a plus. The ability to piss off Handsome Jack is a valuable one.]
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[Well...not really. But they set a lot of bandits on fire together. Among other things.]
My bounty's almost as high as hers!
[There is no one in the universe who thinks as highly of Maya as Krieg.]