video ✭ new bark town ✭ january 27

[secondhandsome]

[Well, hey, here's a familiar face! ...Right? Well, it looks like Jack, mostly. Outfit's a little different, his hair's a mess, and, geez, is that a crack in his mask? Someone must've had a rough night or something.]

You know, I'm not super big on this weather, but compared to getting a cryo-blast in the face it's really not so bad! Guess that messes with your standards a little. It's also just better than space, in general? Let me tell you, I am... so tired of space! There's an actual natural atmosphere here, do-- do you know how amazing that is? To just stand outside and breathe and know the oxygen hasn't been filtered for god knows how long and...

...and I had an actual thing to talk about that I'm forgetting. Shit, I'm out of practice.

[Did he used to ramble so much before? Honestly, he can't even remember.]

Someone wanna do me a solid and get me back to Ecruteak, 'cause that's where I was and I was uh... in the middle of... something.

Kinda important, you know, so. That's be great.

Comments

[starrypoint]

[oh.

OH oh. Ohhhh. Oh.]

Was it because of an alien on board?

[Like, from the Alien movies.]

[secondhandsome]

Uhhhh, no. No, nothing like that.

It was just 'cause of a rich asshole who decided to be a special level of dick when he designed the place.

[starrypoint]

[Your space life is about as exciting as your name, Timothy.]

You make space sound like a real drag. Are there aliens? Can you talk to them?

[secondhandsome]

Oh, aliens, sure. I mean, more so in the form of wildlife, but I did meet this weird humanoid alien... thing, once.