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[fingersandteeth]

Is there any reason I *shouldn't* release a six-foot-tall, extremely bouncy, spherical whale who keeps spraying water in my face back into the ocean?

[No seriously, is there? Because after this thing sprayed him at the beach, he'd decided to catch it so he could passively-aggressively turn it in for his Rocket Quota, but it turns out that the damn thing isn't high enough level for them to want it!]

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[secondhandsome]

I dunno. It could come back and take revenge on you.

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[fingersandteeth]

... that's a very good point.

[secondhandsome]

Worth being careful.

Sometimes they get a lot bigger and you don't want that being angry at you.

[fingersandteeth]

He's quite big *enough* already.

[secondhandsome]

I trained a twenty foot tall sea serpent.

Trust me, they get bigger.

[fingersandteeth]

If I did my math right and the Wailfanatic upthread has his numbers right, then Fail Whale probably will be twice that eventually. When he's a 'Wailord.'