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[marmoron]

hey. is anyone here an expert on pokemon breeding? i've got a mystery for you.

[Attached is a picture of a Drakloak wearing a very sparkly and sequined scarf cradling a tiny Dreepy in his arms.]

regris evolved recently and i don't know where the little one came from. also my gear's telling me that regris is definitely a guy, so there's that too.

while i'm at it, has anyone else heard about this urban legend called "missingno?" it apparently appears around the coast of cinnabar island. gonna check that out

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[lioness_rampant]

Missingno? What sort of pokemon is that?

[marmoron]

i'm not sure
i just saw it mentioned in a book i found at one of the vendor stalls at vermillion city
it said that it's a towering amorphous creature that can corrupt and bend reality

[lioness_rampant]

[lioness_rampant]

Is that really something you want to be pursuing?

[marmoron]

well i want to go visit buggy anyway...

[onebetter]

Congrats to Regris! :)

I also have no idea how these things happen, but given eggs apparently just appear from thin air when Pokémon fall in love (unless someone lied to me about this), I suppose it's best to not question it too deeply.

Which is infuriating.

[marmoron]

is that really what happens???
did someone prove that on tape or something?

[onebetter]

I did NOT score around for video material of Pokémon mating.

I just got it from people at a Daycare I passed.

[marmoron]

guess daycare staff would know best
that's kind of a relief

[spacebaloney]

what
mothman wasn't enough?

[marmoron]

[In response, Lance is getting a picture of Keith training a Venomoth, a Mothin and a Masquerain with a Wurmple and a Snom on one shoulder each.]

never

[shiro2hero]

Keith it's
really probably better NOT to ask about pokemon


reproduction

[marmoron]

shiro i need to know how regris is doing this by himself
what if i wake up one day and there are fifty of him?

[shiro2hero]

do me a favor?

Before you venture down this road?




Ask Armin about Wailords and Skitty.

[marmoron]

i dont know if i want to hear this story

[quizzak]

I'll come with you! I'd also like to see what this "missingno" is all about. Perhaps it's actually Mothman in disguise!

[marmoron]

heh. now that'd really piss lance off.
allura said she's coming too so maybe we can grab buggy and the four of us can search

[quizzak]

You sure have a strong vendetta against him now, don't you?
That sounds wonderful! I've missed Buggy very much :'(
And even if this missingno doesn't show up, at least we'll have gotten to see Buggy again. It works out for all of us :)

[sociallychallenged]

You know what? I don't know either. I don't know how I can breed cats and dogs. I don't know how dittos work with it.

The Pokemon version of fucking Discovery Channel tells me nothing. Wild Kanto is useless.

[marmoron]

you can use ditto's to breed?
wouldn't they just transform into whatever gender pokemon they were copying? i thought only a male/female pairing would produce an egg....

[Holy shit this story just keeps getting more bananas...]

there are pokemon professors around right? do they just think all this is completely normal...
as in they think we're simpletons who just don't get it?

[sociallychallenged]

Apparently it's just normal here. Hell, I'm still half-convinced the people here hatch from eggs.

The dittos can breed with anything, but they don't transfer extra moves.

[pidge_out]

are you

going cryptid hunting

????
?

[lioness_rampant]

Yes and you could come with us~

[pidge_out]

i would LOVE that

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[neverstudied]

kangaskhan is born with a baby in its pouch and its not a good idea to question these things any further

i put two pokemon together. they give me eggs. i dont question where the eggs come from. i dont question why kangaskhan babies have babies. i live my life in blissful ignorance