[video]

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

[A loud groan comes from a girl with pink pigtails laying on the floor of a Pokecenter. She looks up and... well, she looks pretty sick. There's tons of candy wrappers strewn about, which might be a clue as to why she sounds sick.]

Ughh...

I think there's something wrong with this body. I'm giving it food! All the food it wants! But now it just hurts...

Ugh... I'm so over this being human stuff. I'm out. Who do I talk to so I can have my gem body back?

Comments

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

[Someone who this world turned human, huh. That's certainly not unheard of, around these parts.]

If anyone's finally figured out who or what actually brought everyone here, they haven't said anything, far as I've heard. So, can't help you with that last one.

But you're not used to having to eat, huh... Maybe try eating something a little healthier than just candy.

[Video]

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

You mean I gotta eat different stuff? Like what?

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Well, I mean, there are a lot of options, and usually they suggest that people eat a lot of different things. Vegetables, bread, potatoes, the stuff that they claim is meat around here...

[though where that last one even comes from is /shrug]

If you like sweeter things, though, you could always start with fruit, branch out from there. Fruit's healthy.

[Video]

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

So fruit's the healthier version of candy? I think I can manage that. I don't even know what a vegetable is.

[Food is not really a thing on Homeworld.]

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Well, vegetables and fruits both come from plants. It's just that fruits are the sweeter parts, whereas vegetables are usually the leaves or the roots.

[...oh, important caveat, since she isn't used to food--]

Ah, but you shouldn't just eat any plant you find growing around, either. Some of them will make you sick... But if you go to a store and it's sold as food, it's generally safe.

[Video]

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

So eat plants but don't eat certain plants or they make you sick? Golly, that sure is a lot of rules!

I can go to these "stores" and you can find food there?

[Video]

[tearsofademon]

Huh, never really thought of it like that... but then, it's a lot more important to learn what's edible when you have to worry about it from the day you're born, I guess.

Yeah, they sell food at stores. ...Well, some stores. You're not going to find any in a clothing store, usually, but the shopkeepers can help point you in the right direction if you ask.

[Video]

[bendyandthepinkmachine]

I've never had to eat before until now. Didn't know it was complicated.

And okay! Guess I'll look for a store that sells food!