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[conniemaheswaran]

uuuUUUUUUUGH TIO STEVEN I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE she's just TOO CUTE

[Looks like somebody hasn't gotten the memo about Freaky Friday shenanigans leading to private messages getting leaked.]

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[fingersandteeth]

And *you're* just as cute when you gush about her, mija.

What did she do this time?

[conniemaheswaran]

someday i am going to get you back for how badly you tease me during these talks but right now i just need to talk about her

So we were sparring with our Pokémon—Hercules and Ryo-ful (and I know this is dumb but the way she nicknames her Pokémon is just... it's so adorable), since they're the ones it hurts least to go full contact with—and, you know. She's really, really pretty whenever we work up a sweat sparring already.

But then Adler decides to mess with us—her gang has gotten weirdly tricky with me and Akane for some reason—and she goes and surprises Akane and

I know this is REALLY dumb but she made the most adorable squeak, and when I scolded Adler and got her to scram, she just looked at me with those eyes.

Those eyes, you know? You probably don't, gah. And gave me this amazingly genuinely thank you and our faces were so close and it was SO HARD to not just

Right then and there.

[fingersandteeth]

[Oh, he's just chinhandsing at this.]

I'm surprised *she* didn't kiss you. But then again, first kisses are a lot bigger when they're same-sex.

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[sassymaru]

Oh? Is she now?

Do go on.

[conniemaheswaran]

Don't you know it's impolite to hack into peoples' private inboxes?

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[bendyandthepinkmachine]

who's cute? you talking about little old me?

[The teasing is just too tempting to resist.]

[conniemaheswaran]

oh my god

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[amaure]

My, my. Is there aught sweeter than the passions of young love?

[conniemaheswaran]

solus

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[uncutetomboy]

connie???????

[conniemaheswaran]

[No response. Seems Connie is still busy freaking out over all of... this.]

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[conniemaheswaran]

DIRK YOU BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER MESSAGE ME RIGHT NOW

[uber_marionettist]

[Shit. Shit.

Steven, you donkey-headed, cowardly son of a fuck--]

Yeah. Hi. Listen.

I know how this looks, and it's not what you think.

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[fearinahandfulof]

Who is this?

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[conniemaheswaran]

somebody who the universe really, really hates on this particular day, it seems like

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[strings_theory]

[Totally not laughing her ass off in a cave or something, of course not.]

G o d.

The baby gays are fucking adorable, this is precious.

1/2

[conniemaheswaran]

Jolyne. Don't you dare start. What next, is your girlfriend also going to

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[conniemaheswaran]

GOD DAMNIT

VIDEO

[insidescoop]

[Sorry Connie but you're getting nothing but a feed of Carly just beaming]

So when are you asking her out~?

[conniemaheswaran]

i thought i could trust you, carly,

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[breakyourlife]

whos cute? y r u tellin me?

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[conniemaheswaran]

You are aware that there's more than one Steven where we work, right?

[islandshore]

...Something tells me the encryption on the fritz.

Don't worry, though- I'm not here to pry. Or tease.

Maybe if you were Sora, but I'll go easy on you this time.

un: DOOMLORD (from a different PokéGear address)

[conniemaheswaran]

PRYING UNNECESSARY. HERE HAVE FOOTAGE COURTESY OF I, DOOMLORD :) :) :)

[conniemaheswaran]

good news we worked it out

bad news is that my stupid ROTOM decided to take a VIDEO and leak it to the entire trainernet