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[hythlodaeus]

[After waking up in a bed three times too small and experiencing an absolutely baffling exchange, Hythlodaeus finds himself in the company of a Tropius that manages to be taller than he is. Which is quite the feat at eight feet tall. He looks through his things and finds what is clearly a communicator. A face, obscured by a white mask and black hood comes onto the feed. His voice is alien to himself as he speaks; a rich mid-alto spoken slowly.]

Good... evening, everyone. [He both hopes that there is and is not an "everyone".] This is an effort, I suppose, to see if I am alone in this... simulation. Which, by the by, seems to have been given little oversight by my measure. Though on further examination, I doubt that an authentic experience was the goal.

[He's rambling, but he doesn't seem self-conscious about this.]

Well... There's only one direction to go, so I may as well start walking, hm?

[He shakes his head a little.]

Oh, my apologies. The oddity of this situation seems to have robbed me of my manners. My name is Hythlodaeus.

Comments

[amaure]

I have nary seen a single person nearing such height. I tower over most, and as such...there is scant accommodations for one of your lofty size.

[He looks back at his apartment again, grabbing the 'gear to show him the small, but quaint abode.]

I fear you may be cramped in my current dwellings.

[hythlodaeus]

Just do away with the furniture.

[As if was so simple...]

[amaure]

[That gets a stare.]













No.

[hythlodaeus]

Hmm... Are you sure? That style of bedding is bad for you, you know.

[A pause]

Sit up straight. Can you sit up straight?

[amaure]

[If his look could get any flatter...]

Call me once you have either reached Cherrygrove or Estinien. Well do I know he won't.

[Which is unfair and not really true, considering Estinien's done well to check in with him like he's asked, but he's feeling pretty fucking testy right now. So testy that he's...hanging up.]