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[Unlike all of the other times Hanna has addressed the network, this time seems to be completely devoid of a ginger. Instead, it's a slow pan of just grass, a soft hum of a melody that some might find familiar...

It isn't until the tip of a little blue tail is starting to come into view that the real music starts and the slow pan continues amidst extremely shitty Kazoo playing, showing off Hanna's brand new shiny baby Tyrunt.

View her in all of her majesty! Exploring and headbutting things and turning around to see Hanna. He continues to play the theme as the little dino-pokemon walks towards the camera but it's sudden interest in chewing on his Kazoo gets him to shout playfully, the camera suddenly wild and shaky.] Watch out! There's a velociraptor hiding in those bushes!

[And then fake snarling noises from Hanna. Someone loves this baby T-rex too much already.]

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[Vaughn is... more than a little confused at the choice of theme song, but the Actual T-Rex more than makes up for whatever uncertainty he has. And if he's honest, even the horrible kazoo is a nice break from the background music.

Wow, he never thought he'd be able to say his life had background music.]

Dude, you have a dinosaur.

[What an astute observation. He's been spending too much time with Rhys.]

Edited ([[i totally remembered to title]]) 2016-09-05 04:35 (UTC)

Isn't she beautiful?

[She indeed was. And was apparently very toothy but surprisingly gentle with her owner. Or at least, had been after she had nibbled and he had actually called out in pain. Tyra Banks was a sweet little lover and Hanna adored her.] Maybe one day she'll be big enough to ride...

She is really cute. Is she only a baby?

[Who knew a dinosaur would be so affectionate? Of course, most Pokemon seem to be, as far as he can tell. The domesticated ones, anyway. Though "domesticated dinosaur" is another weird concept.]

She hatched like...four days ago? She's a handful, but she learns quick. People aren't for chewing.

[Said Tyrunt was scrabbling up after tackle Hanna and seemed to try and be making off with his Kazoo between her teeth. People weren't, but apparently Kazoo's were.] H-hey! Wait, that's mine!

[Even if it had cost barely anything in the kids aisle of the store, Hanna didn't really want to go back in and grab another one.]

[Come on, Vaughn, don't laugh. Kazoo-eating dinosaur hatchlings are a legitimate problem!

Yeah, he's definitely laughing.]

I know some of these guys eat metal, but plastic's new.

She just wants to chew on it, come on Give it back.

[The Tyrunt, big eyes all full of happiness and wonder, runs away and leans down so its tail is in the air, playful.] Tyra Banks, you get over here right now.

[The blue dino-poke chews thoughtfully on the kazoo before coming back over, dropping the toy and expecting a good petting for the trade.] Good girl.

[Even if Cecil hadn't trained a Tyrunt of his own, his heart would be melting at the sight.]

Have no fear, young Tyrunt! Once you evolve, you'll be so tall and strong that no velociraptor will dare face you!

[...What's a velociraptor, though?]

[Hanna loves this baby so much. It's so cool and sweet.]

She's got me to protect her in the meantime. [The camera shifts to Hanna, the little dino-poke in his arms and kazoo recovered from her mouth. She was kind of heavy even if she was young, but that was alright. He could handle it for a little bit.]

What is she going to look like when she evolves?

Fearsome and regal, like any proper dragon. If you'd like, I can show you what the non-shiny specimen look like...? If you have a moment.

[Words cannot do Tyrantrum justice, after all.]

I've definitely got a minute or twenty. We can show this queen her royal legacy.

[While Hanna is leaving Noivern to be a complete secret, he thinks that this little baby can get some spoilers. He's okay with that. Though...shiny wasn't a thing back when he played pokemon, so the term gets him confused.]

Wait...What's shiny? I mean, is she not supposed to look like this?

Excellent. Let's go, then.

[The camera remains on Cecil, but it's obvious from the change in backgroun that he's now moving through a house.]

Most Tyrunts are born brown, but a few like yours are instead a beautiful blue. That is what we call a shiny Pokémon. Each species has such an alternate coloration, in theory, though we've far from seen them all.

[Hanna listens, curiously, and considers Tyra and her pretty blue scales.] Huh. Brown isn't so bad, but yeah the blue is pretty...

I didn't know that. Is there anywhere you can look it up in case you wanted to see what the other colorings are? Or would you have to find them?

You'd have to look for them. They're uncommon enough that no one has had the chance to list them all, though we've have clutches of shiny eggs multiple times-

[And that's where he stops himself and turns the Pokégear around, because he's finally reached the garden and Regina the Tyrantrum, who is now the star of the show. Why, hello there!]

Huh...That'd be difficult if you didn't know what the original one looked like. Though I suppose if I pointed my pokegear at everything before I caught it, it'd show me the original coloring, right?

[Since now that he's looking, that is definitely not what his own Tyrunt looks like. Still, in his musing at the pokedex, he switches back to the camera feed and is greeted with the sight of a fucking ginormous Dinosaur.] Holy shit! Look at that...wow. She is....She is gorgeous.

[Those powerful thighs, man. Crush all.]

That's right. You can also assume that most wild Pokémon you see are part of the majority.

[He sounds more and more delighted as he speaks, possibly because he predicted that reaction to his little girl. Regina merely grins in response to the compliment, managing to look both sweet and alarming at once. All those teeth...]

Of course she's gorgeous. How could she not be, when they start out so adorably?

[Hanna shifts the camera so that his little Tyrunt, just days from being hatched and points to the feed, smiling to the little dino-poke.] Look at that little girl! You're a princess now but some day you'll be a queen, just like she is!

[The little Tyrunt squawks in response, seemingly pleased with the idea of being huge and toothy.] I think she's excited.

They usually are, when they first behold their future appearance. Not that I can blame them, when fully evolved Pokémon look so impressive.

[Between Cecil's praise and the little Tyrunt's happiness, the tyrantrum looks absolutely delighted.]

Regina was one of the first Tyrunt found in Johto, so her current appearance was a complete surprise when she changed.

[Asriel knows better than to show his face on the network with his Dad being here, but having enjoyed the strange song and the little video, he has questions. Forgive him for his spelling.]

whats a velosirapter?
are they all blue n sparkly?

[Hanna isn't the best texter either. His phone back home is kind of a piece of shit.]

It's a meat eating dinosaur! No one really knows what color they were since they were extinct by the time I was around. I just know they were really cool and they hunted in packs! But This here, she's a Tyrunt. Her name is Tyra Banks!

[Still better than this kid. He's never even had a phone.]

oh cool!
howdy tyra banks
whered you find her?

[It's okay. He can forgive a kid for not being a perfect texter. Even if he's not got much experience with them, he's a dork and kind of loves kids. So long as they're not toothy jerks like Veser.]

She actually hatched from a little egg if you can believe it! I carried it around for a good week. She's only four days old. She's learning "Gentle mouth" since her teeth are so big! But she's a quick learner.

[Even if Asriel still had his teeth, he is in no way a biter.]

do all the pokemon come out of eggs?

...is that a baby dinosaur?

[That's officially the best thing he's seen here and he wants roughly all of them.]

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