third paper crane [Video]

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

[Unlike all of the other times Hanna has addressed the network, this time seems to be completely devoid of a ginger. Instead, it's a slow pan of just grass, a soft hum of a melody that some might find familiar...

It isn't until the tip of a little blue tail is starting to come into view that the real music starts and the slow pan continues amidst extremely shitty Kazoo playing, showing off Hanna's brand new shiny baby Tyrunt.

View her in all of her majesty! Exploring and headbutting things and turning around to see Hanna. He continues to play the theme as the little dino-pokemon walks towards the camera but it's sudden interest in chewing on his Kazoo gets him to shout playfully, the camera suddenly wild and shaky.] Watch out! There's a velociraptor hiding in those bushes!

[And then fake snarling noises from Hanna. Someone loves this baby T-rex too much already.]

Comments

[video]

[abstounding]

[Vaughn is... more than a little confused at the choice of theme song, but the Actual T-Rex more than makes up for whatever uncertainty he has. And if he's honest, even the horrible kazoo is a nice break from the background music.

Wow, he never thought he'd be able to say his life had background music.]

Dude, you have a dinosaur.

[What an astute observation. He's been spending too much time with Rhys.]

[video]

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

Isn't she beautiful?

[She indeed was. And was apparently very toothy but surprisingly gentle with her owner. Or at least, had been after she had nibbled and he had actually called out in pain. Tyra Banks was a sweet little lover and Hanna adored her.] Maybe one day she'll be big enough to ride...

[abstounding]

She is really cute. Is she only a baby?

[Who knew a dinosaur would be so affectionate? Of course, most Pokemon seem to be, as far as he can tell. The domesticated ones, anyway. Though "domesticated dinosaur" is another weird concept.]

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

She hatched like...four days ago? She's a handful, but she learns quick. People aren't for chewing.

[Said Tyrunt was scrabbling up after tackle Hanna and seemed to try and be making off with his Kazoo between her teeth. People weren't, but apparently Kazoo's were.] H-hey! Wait, that's mine!

[Even if it had cost barely anything in the kids aisle of the store, Hanna didn't really want to go back in and grab another one.]

[abstounding]

[Come on, Vaughn, don't laugh. Kazoo-eating dinosaur hatchlings are a legitimate problem!

Yeah, he's definitely laughing.]

I know some of these guys eat metal, but plastic's new.

[thelittlegingerthatcould]

She just wants to chew on it, come on Give it back.

[The Tyrunt, big eyes all full of happiness and wonder, runs away and leans down so its tail is in the air, playful.] Tyra Banks, you get over here right now.

[The blue dino-poke chews thoughtfully on the kazoo before coming back over, dropping the toy and expecting a good petting for the trade.] Good girl.