I'd like to think I'd be able to tell when my sister was being mind controlled, [Steven replies waspishly.] She could tell when I'd been replaced, even if she didn't know what was happening.

And I know for a goddamn fact that Frog Comics on the boardwalk still sells Destroy All Vampires, because I stopped there a couple months ago when I was visiting my parents for Christmas. I could have improvised something.