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[The text post that pops up is completely anonymous and being sent via a Pokegear that's been reported as stolen, if anyone manages to trace it even that much.]

[URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL]

Greetings and Salutations,

I am Dr. Bobert Robertson, the cousin of esteemed Unovan Elite Four Champion Alder. I am here seeking to transfer a portion of his vast fortune in the sum of 100,000,000,000 Pokedollars from this account in Unova to an account in Johto, and I am in need of a reliable and trustworthy individual to assist me in moving the funds. In exchange for your esteemed assistance I am willing to provide you with 20% of the funds in exchange for your trouble. I am needing to make this transfer urgently and without delay.

Please respond as soon as you are able if you are able to assist me in this endeavor. Time is of the essence.

Faithfully Yours,
Dr. Bobert Robertson


[Look, he's got to get a sense of who else he's dealing with here one way or another.]