[ text / action for new bark town ] (cw: blood, probably talk of death/violence)

[jurisimprudence]

A. text

TWO TH1NGS

F1RST
JOHN 3GB3RT
1F YOU'R3 H3R3, W3 N33D TO T4LK

S3COND
W1LL TH1S WORK TO G3T BLOOD OUT OF CLOTH1NG OR W1LL 1 N33D TO G3T 4 D1FF3R3NT PRODUCT FROM TH3 N3XT TOWN?

[Here she's attached a photo of the standard bottle of liquid soap that comes with the backpack.]

B. action

[If anyone's on the lookout for newbies, Terezi can be spotted sitting by a flowerbed next to "Mom's" house. She doesn't look any less human than anyone else here, at least at first. Though her ears have a bit of a point, they're hidden by her black hair, and the sharpness of her teeth is concealed by her pursed lips as she taps away at her Pokégear. No, if there's anything to raise concern, it's the fact that she looks like she's had a bad accident with some paint, or perhaps smashed a box worth of Grape-Berry Double Homicide Gushers against herself. Teal and purple mar her shirt and even stick to her face and arms in places.]

[It doesn't really smell like paint, or the corn syrup-laden fruit approximant of candy, either. It's dry by now, but one might recognize the smell of blood.]

[Her starter isn't far: a Gible wanders about the flowerbed proper, occasionally casting a concerned glance back at her new trainer in between devouring whatever blooms might remain at this time of year. She'll settle for withered stems, too; she ain't picky.]

Comments

[apshot]

[ Doesn't take a genius to figure this one out. ]

Going to bet it's not teal anymore.

[ Because human and all. Which, honestly, he's not going to ask what this person had been prior. None of his business. ]

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NOP3 >:[
NOT L1K3LY 4NYW4Y
YOU C4N UND3RST4ND 1F 1 4M H3S1T4NT TO T3ST 1T 3V3N 1F R3D 1S TH3 B3ST COLOR

[apshot]

That wasn't an invitation to cut yourself open.

[ If this person has blood all over their shirt is it theirs? Someone else's that they know? Very suspicious now! ]

Going to guess that you're not STILL bleeding all over the place then.

[ Might be phishing a little. ]

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4R3 YOU SUR3???
W3R3 YOU R3334LLY NOT ON TH3 3DG3 OF YOUR S34T W41T1NG FOR 4 STR4NG3R YOU JUST G4V3 4DV1C3 TO 1NJUR3 H3RS3LF FOR TH3 S4K3 OF YOUR CUR1OS1TY?
1 4M SHOCK3D! >:O
>:O >:O >:O >:O >:O
S33 LOOK HOW SHOCK3D
4NY MOR3 4ND MY MOUTH W1LL ST4RT TO R1V4L MY POK3MON'S 1MPR3SS1V3LY HUG3 J4W
FORTUN4T3LY YOU M4Y R3ST 4SSUR3D TH4T 1 4M NO LONG3R BL33D1NG
1 4M NOT 3V3N 1N P41N
3V3RYTH1NG H4S H34L3D UP 3NT1R3LY 4S F4R 4S 1 C4N T3LL WH1CH 1S GOOD B3C4US3 FOR 4 L1TTL3 B1T 1 W4S OUTR1GHT D34D

[apshot]

Oh yeah. You got me. That was what I was after all along.

OF COURSE I WASN'T DOING ANY OF THAT.

[ Though that does answer quite a bit for him. Of course she could be lying, but something tells him that's probably not the case. ]

Bakugou Katsuki. [ There. His name. ] And you're so full of shit.

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>:O
OH NO
LOOK WH4T YOU H4V3 DON3!
4MB4SS4DOR B3RRYM4W 1S W33P1NG 4T MY F33T
NOW SH3 W1LL N3V3R H4V3 TH3 B1GG3ST MOUTH 1N POK3WORLD
1'M T3R3Z1 PYROP3 BY TH3 W4Y

[apshot]

You can't seriously expect me to believe that one of these things is crying.

[ The over-exaggeration of things kind of reminds him of Kaminari sometimes. ]

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OF COURS3 NOT DUMMY
1T'S TH1S TH1NG
YOU M4Y NOT H4V3 H34RD OF 1T SO 1 W1LL CUT YOU SOM3 SL4CK 1F YOU DO NOT KNOW WH4T 1T 1S
WH3R3 SOM3ON3 S4YS SOM3TH1NG FUNNY 4ND NOT COMPL3T3LY S1NC3R3
1T 1S C4LL3D.....................................
4 JOK3!
R1GHT NOW 4MB4SS4DOR B3RRYM4W 1S BUSY D3STROY1NG SOM3 FLOW3RS BY 34T1NG TH3M
SH3 1S V3RY GOOD 4T 1T

[apshot]

If it was a joke, I'd be laughing. Since I'm not then I got to wonder if you're one of those types that THINK they're funny and just aren't.

[ NOW he's actually teasing a little. But it's mean teasing. :/ ]

What IS it anyway?

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YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO HURT MY F33L1NGS 1F YOU K33P T4LK1NG L1K3 TH4T >:'[
1 P41NST4K1NGLY CR4FT3D TH1S HUMOR JUST FOR YOU

[Here she attaches a picture of her Gible, timed well enough to show her with one of said flowers hanging past the edge of her mouth.]

TH3 POK3D3X S4YS SH3 1S SOM3TH1NG C4LL3D 4 G1BL3
4ND MOR3 1MPORT4NTLY 4 DR4GON
1 LOV3 H3R 4LR34DY >:]

[apshot]

[ Aww what the hell. The thing might be stumpy, but it at least looks tough. Nothing like his friggin Cyndaquil. Though... Since she became Quilava it's not too bad? ]

Kind of reminds me of my asshole friend.

[ Gaping maw with TEETH. ]

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OH?
WHO 1S YOUR 4SSHOL3 FR13ND
1 H4V3 H4D S3V3R4L OF THOS3 BUT B3RRYM4W H4S B33N V3RY UN-4SSHOL3Y SO F4R

[She is going to give Berrymaw an appreciative hug now, in fact.]

[apshot]

[ Now he debates back and forth on this a bit. On the off-chance that Kirishima does see this, Katsuki can only imagine how this would turn out. ]

Kirishima.

[ The guy would wear such a shit eating grin. ]

And I swear that if he reads this and wants to gloat, then he's on his own for meals for the next damn week.

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4H4H4H4
1 W1LL K33P TH4T N4M3 1N M1ND
4ND 1F 1 T4LK TO H1M 1 W1LL B3 SUR3 TO T3LL H1M YOU V4LU3 H1S FR13NDSH1P >:]
BUT 1 4M CUR1OUS NOW
WH4T P4RT OF B3RRYM4W R3M1NDS YOU OF H1M?

[apshot]

Don't. I will hunt you down and kill you.

[ Not literally but he might make things hellish! ]

Shitty Hair has shark teeth and a big mouth. That's why.

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YOU M34N T33TH L1K3 TH3S3?

[She swaps briefly over to video. Terezi's predictably human now, olive-skinned and black-haired, but the camera focus is on her big, sharp-toothed grin. It's one of the only features she got to keep from being a troll.]

[There are a few flecks of the aforementioned blood in the shot, mostly teal, but the worst of it is out of view.]

1 H4V3 4LR34DY B33N TOLD P3OPL3 C4N'T B3 K1LL3D H3R3
BUT 3V3N 1F TH4T W4S 4 L13 1 4M PR3TTY SUR3 YOU W1LL NOT 4CTU4LLY MURD3R M3 >:]

[apshot]

[ Well he's not going to go on camera himself but you know... She'd probably end up wanting to lick his eyeballs or something ]

Kind of exactly like that. Hell, you could be siblings.

[ No comment about the murder. HE'D FIND A WAY. ]

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[Bakugou is lucky, actually. Being here has (unfortunately) stripped her of her ability to smell and taste colors. Not that she's bothered if he doesn't want to show himself right now.]

N4H
TROLLS DON'T H4V3 S1BL1NGS
WHY DO3S H3 H4V3 T33TH L1K3 TH4T?
1 THOUGHT HUM4N T33TH W3R3 4LL DULL 4ND BLUNT

[apshot]

Troll.

[ Moving on. He's just thinking of the ones that live under bridges and whatnot. ]

Maybe they are before age four. After your Quirk kicks in, your body changes. It happens.

someday I will make more icons sdfjnfd

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MY SP3C13S
SH4RP T33TH 4R3 PR3TTY MUCH ST4ND4RD FOR US
THOUGH HOW TH3Y LOOK V4R13S FROM TROLL TO TROLL
YOU 4R3 GO1NG TO H4V3 TO 3XPL41N TH1S QU1RK TH1NG TO M3 THOUGH
TH3 ONLY QU1RKS 1 KNOW OF 4R3 L1K3...
TYP1NG QU1RKS, L1K3 TH3 ON3 1'M US1NG
WH1CH 1S OBV1OUSLY NOT GO1NG TO C4US3 SOM3TH1NG L1K3 TH4T

good luck with that friend

[apshot]

[ Thankfully he is already aware that Quirks aren't a universal thing. ]

Where I come from about 80% of the population is born with a special talent. Gift. Power. Whatever you want to call it. It doesn't manifest until about four years of age. My sweat is like nitroglycerin that I can ignite to cause explosions.

[jurisimprudence]

[Explosive... sweat? Definitely one of the weirder things she's heard of. They really lucked out that Equius didn't have that kind of power.]

HM
TROLLS DON'T H4V3 TH4T K1ND OF TH1NG 3X4CTLY
BUT W3 DO H4V3 PS1ON1CS OR SOM3 OTH3R 4B1L1T13S SOM3T1M3S
L111K3...
R34D1NG OR CONTROLL1NG M1NDS
MOV1NG STUFF W1TH YOUR BR41N
T4LK1NG TO GHOSTS
TH4T K1ND OF TH1NG
ON3 OF US W4S R34LLY STRONG!
L1K3 SO STRONG 1T W4S D1FF1CULT FOR H1M TO B3 G3NTL3 4T 4LL
4ND MY LUSUS T4UGHT M3 HOW TO SM3LL 4ND T4ST3 COLORS
THOUGH UNFORTUN4T3LY 1 C4NNOT DO TH4T 4NYMOR3 >:[
4 LUSUS 1S 4 K1ND OF MONST3R TH4T R41S3S 4 TROLL, BY TH3 W4Y

[apshot]

[ Yeah well. It's one of the better ones to have in his opinion! ]

Not sure about talking to ghosts, but I know people who can pretty much do all of that shit.

[ Auntie has telekinetic-like powers. Super strength is also pretty common... Though smelling and tasting colors? That's. Huh. ]

Do I even want to know why you're not raised by your own kind? And how do you even smell and taste colors?

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TH3 4DULTS W3R3 4LL OFF PL4N3T H3LP1NG TO CONQU3R TH3 G4L4XY
1T H4S B33N TH1S W4Y FOR M4NY C3NTUR13S
PLUS W3 D1DN'T R34LLY H4V3 P4R3NTS 1N TH3 HUM4N W4Y
1 C4N'T R34LLY 3XPL41N HOW 1 D1D 1T THOUGH >:/
1T 1S NOT 4 TH1NG TH4T W4S TOUGHT TO M3 W1TH WORDS
BUT THROUGH DR34MS
WH1CH PROB4BLY M4K3S 3V3N L3SS S3NS3 TO YOU

[apshot]

[ Yeah he's... Not going to ask any more on that. Nope. Aliens invading different worlds and no parents "in the human way." Nope. Nope. Too personal and not going there. ]

You're right about that much. It doesn't make much sense to me.