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victory_road2016-09-10 10:20 pm
armoredsoul) wrote in victory_road2016-09-10 10:20 pm
Twelfth Transmutation | [video, backdated to 9/4] Don't be a Gary
[Seems like Pokemon videos are in vogue lately--when the feed from Alphonse's Gear opens it's an oddly-colored Pawniard that's peering into the camera. She leans back, blinks, and looks up to someone off-screen before nodding and turning it around to show two young men scuffling several feet away on the ground.]
Get off of me already!
No! You had this coming and you know--OW!!
Fuck off, Elric, you're the one always whining about playing by the rules!
You're the one cheating, you asshole! You don't challenge people fresh off the road when your team is completely healed up!
The hell I can't!
[There's a soft sigh from off-camera, and the Pawniard turns the camera around again to make a confused face.]
Is...this normal? Trainer never acted like this before...um, Chimera said to ask if someone can come stop them, please?
[Suddenly Alphonse and Envy's shouting ratches up another few notches, and a large sigh can be heard before a Tyranitar starts stepping forward. A Luxray huffs out a snort and adds his own two cents.]
I don't think that's gonna be neccessary NOW.
You fucking--what, hey, what's--?!
Chimera! What are you doing, put us down!
Get off of me already!
No! You had this coming and you know--OW!!
Fuck off, Elric, you're the one always whining about playing by the rules!
You're the one cheating, you asshole! You don't challenge people fresh off the road when your team is completely healed up!
The hell I can't!
[There's a soft sigh from off-camera, and the Pawniard turns the camera around again to make a confused face.]
Is...this normal? Trainer never acted like this before...um, Chimera said to ask if someone can come stop them, please?
[Suddenly Alphonse and Envy's shouting ratches up another few notches, and a large sigh can be heard before a Tyranitar starts stepping forward. A Luxray huffs out a snort and adds his own two cents.]
I don't think that's gonna be neccessary NOW.
You fucking--what, hey, what's--?!
Chimera! What are you doing, put us down!
[Video]
[It's hard to even tell if Wrath is being sassy or ENTIRELY SERIOUS because either could be true.]
[Video]
Well, it might take a while, but if he tries I bet he can. He learned how to do pancakes and grilled cheese pretty much on his own, didn't he?
[This is what his life has come to. Comparing simple recipes to the complexities of social courtesy.]
[Video]
[ENVY IS THE BEST CHEESE GRILLER]
He does that really well!
[Video]
...probably.
[What, Al can't just be completely not shitty about Envy, okay?]