[video] /aggressively insists the off-brand is the real deal

[demonpuppy]

[The video starts with an awkward close up of a young child, face scrunched up as they navigate the Gear's interface. Once they realize it's started recording, they pull it back to a proper framing, though.]

--didn't know they put this in--um, hi! I'm Chip, I just got my first Palien a week ago! His name's Lazzo and he's a...um...

[They reach for their Pokedex and fiddle with it some until the tinny voice comes on with 'Salandit, the toxic lizard Pokemon'.]

Right, a Salandit! Um, does anyone know why they're using weird names for stuff? And Patty's just got one type, it's really weird...

But! Right I was gonna ask, where can I find a Espcheep? I really really wanna get one for real! I tried looking in the 'Pedia, but there's nothing in there and they've gotta be around!

Okay bye!

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[sassymaru]

I... Don't follow, I am afraid.

[demonpuppy]

[UGH, ADULTS.]

Okay, so--so all Paliens've got two types, right? The natural type and the esper type! The natural one is stuff like Sky and Toxic and Necro 'cuz that's what they are or the stuff they're used to living in, and then esper type is the cool stuff like Cryo and Pyro and Energy where that's what their brain can make happen without magic or anything!

[sassymaru]

Fascinating...

[He sounds sincere about that.]

There truly isn't one with a single type?