[video] /aggressively insists the off-brand is the real deal

[demonpuppy]

[The video starts with an awkward close up of a young child, face scrunched up as they navigate the Gear's interface. Once they realize it's started recording, they pull it back to a proper framing, though.]

--didn't know they put this in--um, hi! I'm Chip, I just got my first Palien a week ago! His name's Lazzo and he's a...um...

[They reach for their Pokedex and fiddle with it some until the tinny voice comes on with 'Salandit, the toxic lizard Pokemon'.]

Right, a Salandit! Um, does anyone know why they're using weird names for stuff? And Patty's just got one type, it's really weird...

But! Right I was gonna ask, where can I find a Espcheep? I really really wanna get one for real! I tried looking in the 'Pedia, but there's nothing in there and they've gotta be around!

Okay bye!

Comments

[demonpuppy]

[At least they don't seem mad at Doppio specifically?]

Well they're wrong and it's Paliens and they name things dumb!

[Chip pouts and glares off-screen for a second before focusing on the call again.]

Have you seen a little green mouse one before? It'd be real round and has big eyes and four arms.

[epitaffio]

[That's... a Palien rather than a Pokémon, he's guessing. Then again, who knows? Maybe there's overlap.]

No, sorry. I have a hamster, though! She's pretty round.