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[ The camera doesn't focus on Katsuki at all. Rather, there's a Meowth just sitting in view. It's licking at it's paw and then shining the little metal bit on its forehead. ]

I have a damn stalker. How do I get rid of it.

[ It pauses, clearly looks up at the camera and tilts its head, as if has no idea what Bakugou could be talking about. A closer look would tell people that the Meowth is sitting on a jacket, presumably Katsuki's. ]

Yeah, I'm talking about you. Go the hell back to where you came from. Stop getting your fur all over my shit.

[ That's not working either. Meowth just curls up and goes to take a nap. ]

Been dealing with this asshole since Halloween.

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[cutesneeze]

The fur's marking its territory. You belong to it now.

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[ You can almost hear that record scratch sound here. ]

Say what.

[ He doesn't belong to anyone? ]

voice

[cutesneeze]

It's claimed you. You may as well accept it now.

[Her grin is almost audible in her voice.]

If it's any consolation, they're really useful to have around.

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[ Catra would know these things wouldn't she? ]

Useful in what sense? It looks pretty plain to me.

[ Of course the Meowth is going to make a sound to protest this fact. Too bad it will take Katsuki a couple of weeks to actually accept the fact that he's now a cat owner. ]

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[cutesneeze]

[Better than anyone.]

They make money. As in create it. You just have to train it a little first.

[And she might not have had much experience with anything but a barter or intimidation-based economy on Etheria, but she's nothing if not a quick learner. Money? Incredibly convenient to have on hand.]

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[ The silence on his end is more thoughtful than anything else. ]

I thought the little shit was stealing it.

[ Guess who has been getting presents in his backpack? ]

voice

[cutesneeze]

No, that's the purple ones. And they don't always share.

[And a moment later, there's a picture of a Liepard nesting in what appears to be a bathrobe of the sort occasionally found at hotels or spas.]

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[ He's just gonna assume that the robe was stolen. ]

Huh. Guess you're used to dealing with cats.

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[cutesneeze]

[The robe was definitely stolen. The only question is whether the Liepard stole the thing itself, or just claimed it as its rightful throne.]

You could say that. I understand them, they understand me.

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Well what an amazing skill to have.

[ Such such sarcasm there. ]

[cutesneeze]

Says the guy who had to complain to the whole world about a cat following him home.

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I'm complaining about the amount of shitty fur I'm having to clean up.

[cutesneeze]

So, about a cat following you home.

You know, if you get it a pokeball, it won't shed when it's in there.

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So you're telling me to just catch it and accept it.

[cutesneeze]

If it's been following you around for a week, it's pretty much decided it's caught. Might as well make it official and have some control over the situation.

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[ That's probably the best response to convince Bakugou to actually take it up. ]

Who says I'm not in control?

[ Dude, you're not. ]