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victory_road2021-01-02 11:29 pm
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Video, January 2nd, Violet City
[The video feed cuts in with a chill beat as Dave starts talking.]
Yo sup.
This is your weekly dose of strider hittin' you with your host, lord of time and god of rhymes, DJ Cyanide and this is my cohost—
[The rotom-guided gear swivels around to Elidibus, dressed in a white suit and wearing his red mask]
The Piano Man. Play us in, Elidibus. Today we are gonna go deliver the absolute smack down to Falkner so we can unlock flying or whatever. Come root us on.
Sorry, we will not be available for autographs. I gotta fill out an insurance form every time Piano Man takes his little white gloves off.
[They're clearly approaching the gym right now. Dave's moseying on towards the camera with a swagger. Elidibus plays them in one-handed with a little ditty, his keytaur suspended in midair by the power of a rotom. In the background, Dave's Type:Null is glitching out, repeatedly freezing and zooming, people taking videos in amazement and clearing the way. ]
But we'll be mopping the floor with his birds like an absolutely devastating day at a KFC.
[Elidibus' Pokemon are flanking them. There's a luxray, a jolteon, a sigilyph, an umbreon, a galarian rapidash, and a rotom. They're very imposing.]
Speaking of. Anyone actually got the TM for that shit? Hoofing it sucks.
Yo sup.
This is your weekly dose of strider hittin' you with your host, lord of time and god of rhymes, DJ Cyanide and this is my cohost—
[The rotom-guided gear swivels around to Elidibus, dressed in a white suit and wearing his red mask]
The Piano Man. Play us in, Elidibus. Today we are gonna go deliver the absolute smack down to Falkner so we can unlock flying or whatever. Come root us on.
Sorry, we will not be available for autographs. I gotta fill out an insurance form every time Piano Man takes his little white gloves off.
[They're clearly approaching the gym right now. Dave's moseying on towards the camera with a swagger. Elidibus plays them in one-handed with a little ditty, his keytaur suspended in midair by the power of a rotom. In the background, Dave's Type:Null is glitching out, repeatedly freezing and zooming, people taking videos in amazement and clearing the way. ]
But we'll be mopping the floor with his birds like an absolutely devastating day at a KFC.
[Elidibus' Pokemon are flanking them. There's a luxray, a jolteon, a sigilyph, an umbreon, a galarian rapidash, and a rotom. They're very imposing.]
Speaking of. Anyone actually got the TM for that shit? Hoofing it sucks.