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[sweetbrohellayiff]

yall see the latest e4 battle
if not let me summarize

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[amaure]

Well, I cannot say your depiction is entirely inaccurate.

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[sweetbrohellayiff]

thank you
i strive for the utmost levels of photo realism
so whats next
a gym right
theres probably an abandoned sears you can take over

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[amaure]

As charming as that idea may be, I have no intention of making any gym based solely around Rotom. I have other designs in store.

Pun ever so slightly intended.

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[zodiheart]

He certainly copied your likeness most accurately.

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[amaure]

Oh, you wound me, Elidibus. He rendered my nose entirely wrong.

[ron_factor]

Okay...

...so am I supposed to have any idea what's going on here or not?

[sweetbrohellayiff]

isnt it obvious
theres lance
theres emet
theres a grown man with a bunch of fucking literal dragons getting savaged by the contents of a sears catalogue
do you keep up with the news or nah

[sweetbrohellayiff]

here is this any clearer

[ron_factor]

Not really. I think it might actually be less clear now.

Also I just got here.

[epitaffio]

What the hell is that?

[sweetbrohellayiff]

a comic made by one of the finest minds of our generation
me
why
whats wrong with it

[epitaffio]

Uh I just don't really get it?
He keeps... tripping on the Rotom?
And the last panel is really hard to read.

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[neverfinishanyth]

Are you the one in the drawings?

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[sweetbrohellayiff]

so
last time i checked
i wasnt a middle aged old timey british dude
which may be hard to get from my original masterpiece
but thats what it is
im just the one telling the story

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[ohmylord]

i kno it comes with our gears but paint isnt really a gud program for art

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[sweetbrohellayiff]

correction
paint is the optimal program for all artistic endeavors
i also recommend using a mouse for maximum control and speed

[fingersandteeth]

Please tell me that you're using porkchop-mouthed Emet-Selch as his contact image in your gear.

[sweetbrohellayiff]

actually thats way better than what i have
this is hot off the presses
well
as hot as self parody from like 25 years ago can be
but i will be fixing this shortly

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[cyan_maid]

...Oh my God.
All-Rotom team?
Is that what happened?




Oh my God.

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[sweetbrohellayiff]

aw shit
you missed it?
thats ok
ill link you to it
check it out
dirks dilf partner absolutely trashing the elite four
can you imagine how humiliating that must be
fucking brilliant

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[demonpuppy]

i dont get it

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[sweetbrohellayiff]

well it is your lucky day
not all artists are so magnanimous to sit down with his audience and walk them through it
whats not to get
well ok
i see some room for ambiguity
lances big stupid cape is covering the stairs

[bestswordmaster]

I was hoping for an actual battle summary.
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
other than rotom I guess.

[sweetbrohellayiff]

sorry bud
this aint espn
and im not an over stuffed suit sitting behind a desk
look
just do yourself a favor and watch the battle
its right there on staryutube
so fresh no ones even made an autotune remix of it yet
hmm
note to self
make autotuned remix

[vrdantwind]

You know, I have no idea what's going on in this...so why do I find it hilarious?

[It's because, Claude, you are a memelord down to your bones - one who simply had the misfortune to be born in medieval times. Something deep in your DNA is resonating with this.]