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[shiro2hero]

[In contrast to most of Shiro's posts... this one is short and sweet. And to the point.]

Word of advice from someone who's been here way too long?


Don't go to prom. Just. Don't.


[... Shiro you big stick in the mud.]

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[fortuna_tenax]

[ ............................... I'm so sorry for this contrary child, Shiro. ]

now i ABSOLUTELY have to. this is directly your fault.

[shiro2hero]

That's not even a little bit funny.

[fortuna_tenax]

its hilarious!

[nastyboy]

I believe it is too late for us, as one of my boyfriends has been informed there is occasionally fighting.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah

Yeah there is.

Usually something also explodes.

[vrdantwind]

I don't think you know how to sell this "don't go" thing very well. Or at least you don't grasp the unique mentalities of some of the people here.

[nastyboy]

[Dimitri just... lets his other boyfriends dig into everything. Yeah. This is what they have to deal with.]

I do not wish to let you think your advice is being ignored. I simply hope you understand what I am dealing with.

Still, should we bring medical supplies, then?

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[demonpuppy]

why

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[shiro2hero]

[Oh thank goodness, an actual question.]

When people go to prom, a lot of times something goes wrong. Sometimes it goes... very wrong. Like with Team Rocket showing up. Or things exploding.

Or monsters attacking. Not pokemon. Monsters.

[ron_factor]

Okay, so pretend I have no idea why I shouldn't go to prom.

[shiro2hero]

Because every time prom happens, something goes horribly, horribly wrong.

Usually with an explosion. Or a legendary pokemon trashing the place.

[fingersandteeth]

I'm currently dating a closet romantic, Shiro. I don't think I could avoid going even if I wanted to stay home, which I don't. (And honestly, the possibility of a fight breaking out at prom is all the more reason for both of us to go.)

[shiro2hero]

"Closet romantic"?

Yeah, I know. Guess it's too much to hope asking people to stay away would work.

[neverfinishanyth]

Some things can only be learned from experiencing them firsthand.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, getting blown up or horribly scarred at prom are... totally one of those things.

[stardiving]

[Estinien hates parties. You don't have to tell him twice.]

I was already disinclined to, though I must admit some curiosity as to why you are giving this warning.

[shiro2hero]

Because every single prom, something goes horribly wrong.

Things explode, people get traumatized when monsters fall out of the sky, buildings fall, legendary pokemon go insane... things like that.

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[schachmeister]

I think you just made some people more eager to go to prom now.

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[shiro2hero]

Yeah

Yeah it looks that way.


I hate prom

he's figured out how to private now

[angewiesen]

Shiro, please. I'm trying to ask Sasha out, and that's hard enough as it is.

[shiro2hero]

You are?

Jean, that's

That's great.

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[cyan_maid]

Counterpoint: DO go to Prom. It's always been too bonkers to miss.

[shiro2hero]

No

Do not go to prom. Have your own party

[questioneverything]

But I got a dress. And a swimsuit. And my Rapidash heard there was a fashion contest...

[shiro2hero]

[Oh... Romelle...]

I

Maybe there'll be a different party. Soon?