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victory_road2021-05-01 04:03 pm
rancorice) wrote in victory_road2021-05-01 04:03 pm
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1st ☠️ Video;
[As the feed blips on, the camera shows the viewers the top of a raggedy hood, sloppily sewn together with fabric that has probably seen better days, and those days have long since been gone. It doesn't seem like this is the intent of the person behind the video, in fact they don't seem to notice at all as they prattle on.]
Dear Diary—
[uh oh]
I honestly don't know why I'm here of all places. I can't imagine that Dark Enchantress Cookie would have sent me here, yet there's no other feasible explanation! Who else has that kind of power? No one!
I know I did everything I was supposed to—sure there might have been a slip up here and there along the way—but I did way better than the others! They can only dream to measure up to me!
[There's a slight jostling of the camera as he clearly shifts a little, maybe he's taken a seat somewhere. Either way, there's some forehead in the shot now, and some tightly twisted hair that looks like dreadlocks, but not enough of it is in view to see for sure.]
It's a little funny, I'm used to having to write in a diary, but this is so much more convenient, even if I'm still not used to this weird gadget. Nothing I can't figure out!
Anyway, where was I?
...
[...]
Oh, right! I don't know how she's done it, but that's probably one of the many marvels of her frightening and formidable powers! But I gotta admit I kind of hate this! I already had my servants, I don't need these horrible...meat animals!
[Another jostle of the camera as an audible THWAP can be heard, followed by the clear chittering of a Noibat. A very agitated Noibat, at that.]
Ow—hey! I'm trying to make a very important and necessary entry for the sake of posterity, here! So cut it out! You're my servant, aren't you? You're supposed to listen to—
[And then the camera goes spinning, tumbling, and when it eventually stops, there's just the view of the sky and some far off squawking of annoyance from none other than the diary's author. It isn't he who gets the 'gear first, however, but instead the clear visage of an annoyed Noibat looms over it with a glare, before picking it up in his mouth and—]
HEY!! GET BACK HERE, OR...OR ELSE, YOU HEAR ME, BAT-CAT!?
[Looks like this diary entry is over with, even if the feed doesn't for quite a few minutes...until it (apparently) gets dropped, which is a dizzying spectacle as it tumbles and spins—then it suddenly stops, and the feed is cut.]
Dear Diary—
[uh oh]
I honestly don't know why I'm here of all places. I can't imagine that Dark Enchantress Cookie would have sent me here, yet there's no other feasible explanation! Who else has that kind of power? No one!
I know I did everything I was supposed to—sure there might have been a slip up here and there along the way—but I did way better than the others! They can only dream to measure up to me!
[There's a slight jostling of the camera as he clearly shifts a little, maybe he's taken a seat somewhere. Either way, there's some forehead in the shot now, and some tightly twisted hair that looks like dreadlocks, but not enough of it is in view to see for sure.]
It's a little funny, I'm used to having to write in a diary, but this is so much more convenient, even if I'm still not used to this weird gadget. Nothing I can't figure out!
Anyway, where was I?
...
[...]
Oh, right! I don't know how she's done it, but that's probably one of the many marvels of her frightening and formidable powers! But I gotta admit I kind of hate this! I already had my servants, I don't need these horrible...meat animals!
[Another jostle of the camera as an audible THWAP can be heard, followed by the clear chittering of a Noibat. A very agitated Noibat, at that.]
Ow—hey! I'm trying to make a very important and necessary entry for the sake of posterity, here! So cut it out! You're my servant, aren't you? You're supposed to listen to—
[And then the camera goes spinning, tumbling, and when it eventually stops, there's just the view of the sky and some far off squawking of annoyance from none other than the diary's author. It isn't he who gets the 'gear first, however, but instead the clear visage of an annoyed Noibat looms over it with a glare, before picking it up in his mouth and—]
HEY!! GET BACK HERE, OR...OR ELSE, YOU HEAR ME, BAT-CAT!?
[Looks like this diary entry is over with, even if the feed doesn't for quite a few minutes...until it (apparently) gets dropped, which is a dizzying spectacle as it tumbles and spins—then it suddenly stops, and the feed is cut.]
video
[This is snapchat, not a vlog feed!]
Video
I don't know what you're talking about! Who are you--why are you contacting me?
Video
I'm the best evil minion ever! I already had magic servants, I don't know how cool Paliens are!!
[Look, he called Dark Enchantress Cookie by name, it's not very subtle.]
Video
[He is being mocked by a child... This is so uncalled for!]
Shut up! Or I'll make you shut up, you hear me! Forget what you saw, or heard, it's none of your business!
[A beat.]
...What's a Paliens?
video
[SO THERE, NYEHHHHHH]
Paliens are the partner you got. And it's not Pokemon, it's Paliens so shut up!!
video
[Y'know, if those things could work here. Who knows if they even actually work back home, but that won't stop him from making voodoo dolls anyway...]
Anyway, I'm pretty sure you're wrong, everyone else calls them Pokémon, and what does a dumb kid like you know? Nothing, that's what!
[He's really just gonna keep arguing with children, isn't he..?]
video
[SO THERE, NYEH]
Nuh-UH! It's Paliens and I'm the best at it 'cuz I knew it before I got here!!
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[What is WITH this child!?]
Stubbornness won't make it true, stupid! But blissful are the ignorant such as you...though I admit you've got quite the attitude.
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[And he threatened JW and everything!!]
No, you're stupid, stupid!! Bet you don't even know what types you got!!
video
You need to be nicer to your Furniture!
video
What!? Go away child!
[Furniture???]
Re: video
[Magical servants, of course!]
video
[Wait. He did--]
What!? No I didn't--I didn't post anything!
[Don't mind him tapping about on his 'Gear... Did he really post all of that..?]
Re: video
[So there!]
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I know for a fact I didn't post anything, you clearly did something! This is your fault!
[Yes, because getting mad at the child is clearly how to save face here...]
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[He looks thrown off for a second, but then it seems to temper his resolve.]
Anyways, that's exactly what someone who CAN break into these things would say! What do you want from me?!
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[LOOK SHE'S NINE AND A HALF AND IS BASICALLY FROM THE YEAR 1986. THAT'S JUST HER UNDERSTANDING OF SMARTPHONE LIKE DEVICES.]
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[Look, he isn't much better. He's from a world made out of sweets, and technology is...well it exists? But, he's hardly a user of it, nor any closer to understanding it than this almost 10 year old!]
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[Obviously not.]
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[He sighs, rolling his eyes with annoyance.]
This is why I don't like kids! So annoying!
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