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[sharddrive]

so it turns out the place called 'dark cave' is super dark and easy to get lost in

name's accurate if pretty unimaginative

'way too many bats cave' would be pretty apt to, and you know it'd probably get more people talking about it

like tourists and stuff

it'd be the kind of place a bunch of dumb kids get warned away from in a horror movie but go anyway and accidentally wake up a dracula or something

'dark cave' just seems like they ran out of ideas

but i did get kind of a cool rock stuck in my shoe

it's kind of shaped like a flying saucer

so i guess it wasn't a totally wasted trip

1/10, probably wouldn't recommend

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[nastyboy]

I would assume that if a place is dark and a cave, then the bats would simply be assumed. Wouldn't it be stranger if you went into a dark cave, and there were no bats?

[talkyourwayout]

You know, for someone new here, that's helpful information to have, thanks. I think I'll avoid that place.

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[captainash]

I don't mean to disappoint you so far in advance, but the Ice Path is equally unimaginative AND also filled with bats.
Thankfully, Union Cave and Mt. Mortar almost sound creative!

Still filled with bats, though.

[sharddrive]

does the ice cave at least have ice bats instead of regular ones

[captainash]

It does not. I'm not even sure it has the Psychic bats, only the common Poison ones. Such a wasted opportunity!