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[hythlodaeus]

[A masked man shows himself. Those who watch the network might recognize him as the breeder of Egglysium notoriety. Those who went to prom might more quickly suss him out as the guy who went bananas with the help of his Tropius and Swanna. But that isn't why he's here.]

This is a call to request all holders of Pikachu to contact me. If I could collect them in loan or trade, I would be very grateful. The more the merrier as they are simply unavailable near my home.

[He taps his chin as a smile spreads on his face.]

Curious thing, isn't it, that a rodent might find itself with such low spread across the landmasses. According to my books, it breeds well enough, so perhaps it simply cannot compete here.

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[hythlodaeus]

Hahaha! You are in quite the predicament, aren't you? I'll let it slide this time. After all, you have several little rats to catch in your current bedraggled state. Do be aware that water does conduct electricity, and I would hate for you to perish on my account.

[He sighs softly as he scribbles a note. This will be faster probably, but more effort on his part.]

Where is it you are headed- and what is your name?

[adandyinspace]

[What? That worked?! Well shit, score!]

They call me Dandy, and...I guess I'm gonna need your name too so I'm not, like, stuck with six of these damn things...

[Look, he likes his, but something something more mouths to feed. Honestly, he doesn't know how these breeders put up with it, but whatever.]

If you really gotta know, I'm on my way to Lavender Town, but that's only because it's close to wherever the hell this ranch is at. Apparently it's the ghost capitol of the world or something, so if a rat kills my ass, maybe I'll get there faster.

[Haha...ha...this trip sucks.]