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[maplecourt]

[Don't question why this dipshit is doing this video outside with a mudbray leaning against his side and... well, at least the krabby is still on his shoulder and a crabrawler is sitting on the other shoulder looking quite pleased with herself.]

Right, so an interesting question came up in a conversation with one of the people I'm travelling with.

This place is quite odd as it is, as are these creatures, I know back home that horses were the primary mode of transportation. Whether by riding, carts, caravans, etc. In this place, is that still the case or are some other creatures used for those types of tasks...?

[He's shifting the camera to look at the mudbray who looks a little surprised to have the camera at her and is immediately bucking back with a loud little whinny. Lovely.]

Clearly she isn't much yet, but according to the guide on these creatures, she'll somehow turn into a draft horse...? Weird, but clearly knights and draft horses are quite one in the same in how they operate. But yes, if you happen to know any other creatures suitable for riding, please do let me know.

Comments

[adandyinspace]

Yeah, well, that's what happens when you're too busy traveling and not wasting time complaining about shit, like I dunno, traveling. Sorry your precious baby feet are hurting you~

[He huffs.]

At least you can draw, looks just like your mom.

I'm mad this insult is canon.

[maplecourt]

Where once was I complaining? I was merely curious what other creatures here can be ridden as it seemed rather odd for people to be travelling primarily by walking. But things in Nua were also further spread out than it seems these places are. Which is rather wild in and of itself, actually...

[That's a problem for future Fitzroy to deal with, after all.

And he'd been fine going to most neutral until he comments on his mother, sorry, Dandy, you found a sore spot.]

My mother is a saint, thank you very much. Unlike yours, I'm sure. Since you turned out to be an absolute dildo.

and you thought awful squad would jump in to stop FITZ lmao...

[disownedbytime]

Hey! You with the funny hair! You bought one of my eggs, I'm declaring that means you have to be nice to my friend Fitz. Or else, buddy!

>:(

[adandyinspace]

What's really weird is that he has friends...

[adandyinspace]

Yeah? Well maybe we have the same mom, 'cuz you didn't exactly turn out any better-!

[And then he stops.]

Wait...no...then that would imply my mom is the... hm... Didn't think that one all the way through.

[maplecourt]

[... Dandy, buddy, pal.]

You know what, I'm going to put a temporary pause on this insult game because, uh, honestly, I'm embarrassed for you. Get back to me when you think of a better insult and we'll go from there, hm?

[The worst part is that he's not even saying that as a slight against him, he genuinely means this.]