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The Indigo League ([personal profile] indigo_league) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2021-05-21 02:42 pm

BIG, BIGGER, BIGGEST!

Who: ANYONE AND EVERYONE
Where: ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE
When: MAY 21ST TO MAY 23RD
Summary: GET IN HERE AND MINGLE
Rating: BUT PLEASE MARK YOUR THREAD CONTENT ACCORDINGLY
Log:






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hairgashikata: (so tonight I'm gonna party)

[personal profile] hairgashikata 2021-05-23 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hold up... ] What do you have against Japan? Aren't you a quarter Japanese, yourself?

[ Insulting Japan is like... the fifth worst thing Jolyne could have said to Josuke. After insulting Morioh, his mom, his fiancée, and his hair, first and foremost.

But his anger isn't too deep that he can't address the rest of what she says. ]


Fucked up again? [ He already assumed something weird was going on with time, seeing as he doesn't think Jotaro's daughter is supposed to be old enough to be getting married already.

Sure, he could clarify that Joseph had him pretty late in life, but why would he do that, when he can just be confused and defensive? ]
strings_theory: (ida24)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-05-23 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Josuke, you really came to the wrong person if you wanted anything good from her.]

What? I ain't got shit against Japan. [How did he jump to that conclusion? Shit.]

Dad kept fucking running off to Japan and wouldn't come the hell back even for important shit. And eventually just kinda stayed the hell over there and, oh you know, divorced my mom. You know, that kinda shit. I don't give a rat's ass about Japan, you feel?

[Thank fuck she has something else she can focus on here for a little bit, she was starting to get that itching feeling of wanting to punch a bitch.]

Yeah. Seems to happen here at least once a year where, like, we'll get our powers and abilities and shit back. And people who weren't here before end up showing up. You just kinda showed up here and have no idea where here is, right?
Edited 2021-05-23 00:22 (UTC)
hairgashikata: (lemme tell ya somethin')

1/3

[personal profile] hairgashikata 2021-05-23 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ WOW HE REALLY DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW THIS MUCH ABOUT JOTARO'S PERSONAL LIFE... WHY DO ALL THE JOESTARS TURN OUT TO BE HORRIBLE HUSBANDS??? ]
hairgashikata: (could have sworn it was judgement day)

2/3

[personal profile] hairgashikata 2021-05-23 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ WAIT. IS HE GOING TO TURN OUT TO BE A TERRIBLE HUBAND, TOO??? ]
hairgashikata: (so sue me)

3/4, I lied

[personal profile] hairgashikata 2021-05-23 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Is it hot out here? He's sweating really hard all of a sudden...

Quick! He needs a way out of this train of thought, FAST.

Oh thank god, Jolyne's still talking. ]


hairgashikata: (shine on you crazy diamond)

ok I'm done

[personal profile] hairgashikata 2021-05-23 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's cool, he's cool. He didn't just have an internal breakdown or anything. ]

Hehehe... Yeah. It's pretty weird. One minute I was at home with my fiancée, the next, we were here, with a bunch of weird animals following us around.
strings_theory: (ida7)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-05-23 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[In Jotaro's defense, it was to at least keep her from getting caught up into his Stand bullshit world. Which didn't work, but the thought was there.

Unlike Joseph's everything.]


Ohhh, you're engaged? Cute. [Look, she can't help teasing him a bit since her designated Joestar teasing target is no longer here.]

Yeah, that's what tends to happen on those kinds of weekends. Like usually I can't access Stone Free but these creatures are still here. I can't do any of the shit I could with her or anything. But for this one weekend, I can. Welcome to the Sevii Islands or whatever. You may or may not end up accidentally in Johto or Kanto going through a door or something, that... tends to be a thing, too.
hairgashikata: (DIU 18 081)

[personal profile] hairgashikata 2021-05-23 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ It might be teasing, but Josuke doesn't mind. He's actually really happy to be marrying Kokoro. Even if they don't have all the details of the wedding planned out yet, it's going to happen, and he's thrilled about that. ]

Yeah, she's around here, actually... Walking the dog, I think. Oh! Over there.

[ He points over to a pink haired young woman standing on the other side of the reception area with a heart-trimmed Furfrou by her side. There's a dumb cute little moment where he waves at her to try to get her attention, but... She's too far away. Oh well. ]

Huh... You mean this place normally takes your stand powers away? That's really weird...
strings_theory: (ida11)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-05-23 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Ohhh? Give her a moment while she investigates a little. She seems cute, she'll give him that. But also don't ask your prison lesbian bi great niece anything like that, which she's at least nice enough to not say anything too stupid.]

Cute. Also I'll never get over those fucking cuts for furfrou. Mine just stays in his natural coat, but works better to keep a watch over the more farm-based Pokemon.

[Oh right, he asked a question. Haha.]

It takes away literally any kind of ability that makes you anything more than a normal-ass human. Like Carly's got some shenanigans from her world that kinda changed the whole human thing but here, except on these weekends, she's also a normal-ass human.
hairgashikata: (shine on you crazy 💎)

[personal profile] hairgashikata 2021-05-23 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
It's cool, huh? I thought it reminded me of Diamond.

[ The stand "Dora's" approvingly. Josuke remains a total nerd. ]

Okay. That's definitely weird. [ The only kind of non-normal people Josuke knows about are either stand users, Mikitaka, Reimi, or Kokoro. But he supposes if the people who get brought here come from a whole bunch of different worlds... then anything is possible, right? ]

Does anyone know why it happens? Why everyone gets brought here?
strings_theory: (ida11)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-05-23 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
... You're an absolute fucking nerd.

[Sorry, Josuke, she's gonna tell it like it is. Stone Free tilts her head at the both of them, because what on Earth are they going on about? Honestly...]

Would you believe me if I said it's essentially a space llama that's basically the god of this world? Because I sure as hell still don't believe it even though it's the damn truth. [Pokemon world is stupid as hell.]
hairgashikata: (I only want you)

[personal profile] hairgashikata 2021-05-23 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Josuke withers internally somewhat as she calls him out so coolly.

Moving on. ]


That doesn't make any sense, you're right. But I guess none of this whole day makes any damn sense, so why not a space llama, too?

[ It's not as though aliens aren't real. ]
strings_theory: (ida7)

[personal profile] strings_theory 2021-06-04 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Sorry, Josuke, she did get some things from her dad.]

I've never seen the damn thing myself, but that's supposedly what the god of this place is or whatever. This whole place is a fucking shitshow on the best of days but it's... peaceful-ish at least, I guess? [She doesn't even know at this point and it's easier to just roll with it than question it.]