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[strings_theory]

[Ah yes, the familiar backdrop of this island thing off of Two Island with the ocean in the background and the milling about of dogs, a singular sheep, a cow, and a bull. And Jolyne, one guesses. Who is wearing a wedding ring at this point, but whatever, not important.]

Important question: Who the fuck has sheep eggs and how much are they?

I swear it's for an actual important reason that may or may not involve shearing these bastards and seeing what can be done with their wool. Stop questioning me, I'm a woman of multiple talents.

Also I'm totally not trying to fill up my free time, that's ridiculous.

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SHOUTING FROM ANOTHER ROOM SHE IS

[insidescoop]

[JOLYNNNNNEEEEEE-]

JOLYNE!!!

WE'RE STILL BUILDING OUR GYM!!

YOU CAN'T STOP HEEEEER

[strings_theory]

AAAAAAND?

IT'S NOT LIKE SHEEP TAKE UP THAT MUCH EXTRA ROOM AND I'M BOOOOOORED!!!

[This is stupid.]

[insidescoop]

You can use boredom toward building the gym!!

The gym Jolyne!!!

[strings_theory]

BUT THINK OF THE BABY SHEEP!!!!

[insidescoop]

JOLYNE WE HAVE YOUR GREAT GREAT GRANDPARENTS FOR THAT!

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[breakyourlife]

What, like for sweaters?

I don't have any now, but I bet I could get Fluffbutt to lay some Wooloo eggs.

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[strings_theory]

Sweaters, socks, other shit that might piss people off or offend people for funsies.

[Fluff. Butt. Seriously?]

I mean, I ain't gonna complain about more wooloo. Since it looks like War Drums ain't gonna be interesting in breeding for a while. [Just. She's switching the camera to show the dubwool that is just pushing up against her side aimlessly. Not even trying to hurt her.] She's just kinda like this.

Between you and me, contact me privately otherwise my wife'll probs kill me and/or pitch a fit.

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[breakyourlife]

Why would that offend people?

[Because knitting is lame...? Presumably. That's the only explanation he can think of anyway.]

Uh. Sure? Hold on, I just gotta change this so it's private...

[What is subtlety and what does it taste like? On the plus side, at least only Jolyne can see this now.]

I guess I can see who she likes and if they have any good moves and let you know. She doesn't have any special moves, but I have a lot of uh... compatible guys if you get what I'm saying.