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victory_road2021-06-08 03:04 am
meteorman) wrote in victory_road2021-06-08 03:04 am
[video / action for the parking lot of the violet city dedenny's]
[At a little past three in the morning a video shows up on the 'gear. Ford has been something of a cryptid as of late -- more than he usually is -- and this picture just hammers that home. He's standing in what looks like... the parking lot of a Dedenny's? The lighting isn't great considering he's outside at night, which really adds to the ambience. The light from the sign glints off his glasses. He looks a little manic, but what's new?]
Come to -- what's the phrase-- come to the Violet City Dedenny's if you want an asskicking.
[Look at him, learning memes that are simultaneously from his future and also extremely out of date.]
I'm turning seventy-four in one week. I want to start celebrating early.
[There's a momentary pause.]
I should clarify I am referring to a Pokémon battle. If you were to physically fight me it wouldn't be very fair to you.
I am also open to verbal debate if you don't feel like coming all the way to Violet at three in the morning. I've noticed there isn't egalitarian appreciation of Pokémon and I won't stand for it. Every Pokémon is cute, not only your standard Eevee or Cleffa.
[He lifts up a fat little Pyukumuku. It extends its 'hand' and bops him gently on the face, skewing his glasses.]
You look at Eviscerator and tell her she isn't adorable.
Come to -- what's the phrase-- come to the Violet City Dedenny's if you want an asskicking.
[Look at him, learning memes that are simultaneously from his future and also extremely out of date.]
I'm turning seventy-four in one week. I want to start celebrating early.
[There's a momentary pause.]
I should clarify I am referring to a Pokémon battle. If you were to physically fight me it wouldn't be very fair to you.
I am also open to verbal debate if you don't feel like coming all the way to Violet at three in the morning. I've noticed there isn't egalitarian appreciation of Pokémon and I won't stand for it. Every Pokémon is cute, not only your standard Eevee or Cleffa.
[He lifts up a fat little Pyukumuku. It extends its 'hand' and bops him gently on the face, skewing his glasses.]
You look at Eviscerator and tell her she isn't adorable.
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[Then again, does he really have room to talk when it comes to that which he finds "cute"? He is routinely charmed by Dirk, after all, among...other things.]
All the same, I cannot fault you your appreciation for life, regardless of its form nor function within its ecosystem. I've naught but respect for men of science, which I would wager you are.