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[Who keeps letting her use the network, honestly. But this time it's Jolyne just chilling on the beach of Two Island with, uh, a very seasonal outfit (ooc note: mesh nipples) while her shiny aggron, Emerald, is just following next to her trainer.

Also ignore the loud neon sunglasses.]

'Suuuuup, bitches. It's finally summer meaning time for getting your beach bodies going and get ready for that hot girl summer shit, yeah?

Guess what, if you wanna professionally thirst trap out here, then we got you covered out here. Carly's the best photographer on this goddamned place, let's be real. And I guess I do Pokemon photos, though I can't guarantee it won't be shitposts. Mostly if you want professional photos of dragon asses, I.... got a portfolio and book of those.

Dude, don't ask, it was a hit from a total shitpost.

ANYWAY, the point I'm gettin' at is you should totally come down to Two Island and get some photos done. It's gonna be a busy-ass season and we like having stuff to do, you know?~ Or just come out and get some swimming in, even the Pokemon are havin' an absolute blast. Emerald sure is, not that I thought an aggron would be interested in water. [Said aggron is just tilting her head at her trainer with a low grumble, it's probably fine.]

Get your appointments soon, dudes~

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Wait, what's a thirst trap?

I really like your swimsuit, by the way!

[Because... it's a swimsuit and not just day-wear, right—]

[If only she knew. Though she's biting back a laugh, holy shit she didn't expect to have to explain this.]

Like a picture or video or something that's usually flirty or sexy or somethin' like that that gets people to respond with how attracted they are to you. Usually just to blow 'em off or make fun of 'em. It's pretty fun, not gonna lie. Not that I've really... gotten to do that here. [Even though she's sure her wife would find that shit hilarious, details.]

Also thank you~

Oh! I getcha. Like, a pic just for getting compliments over? Kinda sounds like the best.

[. . .]

Doesn't that... kind of make this video a thirst trap-advertisement-hybrid?

I meaaaan, it's usually more like getting compliments about how much someone thinks you're hot and wants to, like, do things to you. Sexy shit.

[... How dare you, Maya.]

I mean, I guess? Ain't like I'm available or anything. Huh...

So being unavailable means no one can tell you you're hot? I guess the sexy part does kinda make it different...

[it's not like she knows anything about it...]

[He should be used to this. He should be used to this....

...except wait, something stands out-] ...Aggron? ....Steel type isn't actually weak to water, right? Or...

[.............ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh] Ohhhhh...they're rock type too aren't they...

[Huh.]

Maybe it has to be more forced? Anyway- I guess you're doing pretty great out there huh...

[Sorry, Emporio, you know how she do by now.]

I guess it's gotta be more forced because she really doesn't give a damn about just walking through it. Won't get fully into it or anything, but walking on the beach seems fine.

[Weh, child. At least her expression falls from the normal tough girl shit and there's a bit of a smile.]

Yeah, it's... been nice just kind of chilling and all that. You still out there travelling around and going after gyms, yeah?

Maybe she's worried about sinking?

And yeah! Me and a friend- we're going down the Cycling Road right now actually!

[Yes and, on that note, what is this boy WEARING??]

... You know what, that's probably a fair bet.

[Him and a friend, huh? At least he wasn't travelling alone since Johnny left, that's... good.

THOUGH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING, SIR.]

What the fuck are you wearing.

It's not that weird...!! [.............is the weak protest.]

When we were in Celadon, we stopped by the department store though...and Maria pulled me through a few stores, so...

Kiddo, it looks like you're either in a really weird old musical movie, a Japanese school, or some weird fetish and I'd rather not think about that last option for obvious fuckin' reasons.

[Good fucking lord, she's really going there, huh.]

This Maria, how old? Just so I know what to be yelling about.

She's younger than me, go easy on her..!! [Jolyneeeeeeeeeee]

I think her birthday is in the fall? It's why our little carriage looks like a pumpkin actually. Er...well. Not the birthday bit, just.

She just really likes this kind of stuff. It's kinda...I guess, sweet?

[.........................................emporio,]

[Looooook, she takes her role as surrogate big sister very seriously. Most of the time.]

I just wanted to know which options to rule out!!!! At least it ain't the third option, so that... makes me feel better, I guess. Some little girls are into dress up and shit, so I'm not really surprised.

[A... pumpkin... carriage. And that last bit.]

What, you havin' a crush or somethin'? You can tell your hermanaaaaa. [Stop it.]

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Yeah, I guess witches and magic were a thing where she came from..?

...then again, everything is kind of magic once she explains it, so I guess by that logic they're here too...we do have a lot of stuff that would count here...

[Emporio. Is now.

A Tomato in a sailor outfit.] That-

That's not what I was saying at all..!!!

[BUT HE DOESN'T HAAAAAVE TOOOOOO]

I mean, hey, weren't Stands kind of weird supernatural shit in a way, too? Let's be real here.

[Oh, oh this is perfect. Time to needle at him to get some truth. And she's looking far too much like she's enjoying this.]

Ohhhh?~ Then what'd you mean by sweet? Come on, give me the teaaaaa.

I guess...I never really thought of them as magic but that makes s...se...

[NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOPE!!]

Jolyne!!!!

[HANGING UP NOW, YOU CAN'T CATCH HIM HERMANA!!!]

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