video;

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- n't want to ask anyone for help so put that shitty Gear up!

[ Okay. So apparently Bakugou actually doesn't want to be recorded right now. Unfortunately Ribbons, his Sylveon, has kind of hit it anyway. Oops! Oh well. She's not a good listener anyway.

Right now Bakugou is sitting on a bench, a pretty beat up Feebas on his lap. Trying to flop around wildly on that lap. Katsuki's trying to hold it down. ]

Would you stop already!? I ain't gonna do shit for you if you're gonna be difficult!

[ See, he's kind of got a potion in his other hand and is attempting to apply it to the poor Feebas. ]

Shoulda left you with those brats. You wanna go back there, hah!?

[ The Feebas cries out! No no! None of that is necessary! It stops moving so that Bakugou can actually use the potion on the dumb fish ]

No wonder they were tugging your fins and shit. You're fugly...

[ Bakugou no? Well. So much for being a good dude and helping out a Poke in need... ]

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[HAHSJHDHJVLCD--]

WHAT--NO!! EW! EW, EW, BAKUGOU, THAT'S DISGUSTING, OH MY GOSH!! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I...UGH!! Ugh, I need to rub salt in my eyes now!

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YOU'RE THE ONE THAT ASKED IN A WEIRD WAY!

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YOU INTERPRETED IT IN A WEIRD WAY!!

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YOU ASKED IF THE FISH FUCKING PEED ON ME AND THEN IF IT WAS KIRISHIMA!

NOWHERE DID YOU SPECIFY WHAT YOU WERE ASKING AFTER KIRISHIMA FOR!

[floatsaway]

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I, FOR A SECOND, THINK KIRISHIMA P--DID THAT ON YOU?!

Use your head and don't be gross, Bakugou, jeez!! [She's shaking her head and making a face.] How come boys are always so nasty...blech.

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WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU PHRASED THAT QUESTION POORLY!?

[floatsaway]

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIT YOU HAVE A NASTY, BOY BRAIN AND TWISTED MY WORDS AROUND?!

Anyway, I-I'm done talking about it! I don't wanna think about this anymore, j-just take care of your fish!!

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IT AIN'T MY FISH!

[floatsaway]

Then throw it back in the water!! [Ochako huffs, still flustered by the previous conversation, far more pink around her cheeks...but takes a deep breath to calm down. A little.]

Sheesh, you're making such a scene over nothing... If you don't like that poor little fishy, Bakugou-kun, just set it free and be done with it. Or if you're really actually worried about it, take it to the animal hospital and I bet they can rehabilitate it once it's healed.

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Or maybe I should just dump it on your doorstep.

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Go ahead, I'd take way better care of it than you anyway. [Shots fired.]

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Like hell you would! I am more experienced than you! By lightyears!

[floatsaway]

Only because you had a head start.

Anyway, you're going to keep it then?

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IF I DO OR IF I DON'T IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

[floatsaway]

Welcome to the team, Fishy!!

[Because of course he's going to keep it now. That was practically a declaration signed in triplicate.]

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I wouldn't go that far, Round Face!

[floatsaway]

Sure, sure.

Let's meet up some time and you can introduce me to your new fishy. I think it's cute! In a sort of endearing Ugly Duckling sort of way...like someone else I know.