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[hythlodaeus]

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Well, well, well. While everyone is out spending time in mysterious passages and fumbling about in temples, why don't the rest of us have a nice little pool party to relax? Come to Egglysium if you are interested in such things. By the by, it is a breeding ranch... Please do bring your Ground or Water types for some compensation.


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[ If this sounds kind of suspicious, it should. There is plenty here that he has not revealed, nor intends to until his unsuspecting guests actually show up. There is no pool. But... There are shovels and a roped off area where it looks like some digging has occurred, though not enough to talk about. Should you poke around for long, a very tall man in a straw hat and overalls will approach you with a disarming smile.]

How good of you to come. As it so happens, you are a touch early.

[ You are not early.]

Why not grab a shovel or... Perhaps you have a few Pokemon of an earthen nature? We have plenty of work ahead of us.

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[trampire]

You don't haVe a pool.

[hythlodaeus]

Do you have proof of such a claim? Perhaps you should come take some photos.

[trampire]

You're asking me to build up eVidence against you so the legilacerators can flay you that much more easily?
Fine, but don't think I'm not onto What this is about, and before you eVen think I'm lifting a perfectly manicured prong to help With What I can only assume is going to be manual labor: I'm not.

[hythlodaeus]

My, my. You wouldn't even toss a pokéball my way? Not that there isn't already a fully filled clear water lake to enjoy amidst this summer heat.

Hypothetically, however, I have obtained a neat little TM that many of your four-legged friends could learn.

[trampire]

What kind of TM are We talking?

[hythlodaeus]

Why, Dig, of course.

[trampire]

No.

[hythlodaeus]

So tempestuous! Is the concept of dirt so disgusting to you that you will not even permit your animal's paws to get a little dirty?

[trampire]

I'll grant that Anteus Wouldn't likely mind getting his claWs dirty, and Would eVen be capable of cleaning himself up afterWards.
But I'm not conVinced that the Work Would be Worth the effort.
HoWeVer, I'll be more than happy to Watch those Willing to help you by your side.

[hythlodaeus]

Yet many hands make light work. Or paws, as it were.

I know you know a couple well built men. Bring them, and I could "accidentally overbook" the lodge and leave you in a room with them.

[trampire]

[Oh you sly devil...]

Do you really think I need that kind of trick to get them all in a block With me?
But you knoW What? Fine, Why not.
I think it'd be good fun to Watch you put them through your usual Wringer at the Very least.

[hythlodaeus]

No, but I know it would save you a little trouble. And I know for a fact that you would enjoy the looks upon their faces when they realized that the walls were closing in.

And yes, no man digs with fervor like a man wishing to cool off.

[trampire]

You're one fucked up dude, you knoW that?
That isn't a complaint, by the by.

[hythlodaeus]

Oh, I have been made aware. They complain, but it always suits them well enough.

Play nice with those boys, will you?

[trampire]

What sensitiVe little bitches.
I'll only play nice if its more fun that Way.
It usually isn't.