text ._.

[instrumentally]

hello i am big sad :C u shud b my friend!!! then i wil b less sad!!

Comments

text

[majimekun]

[Well... uh that was confusing to say the least.]

Why are you sad though? I mean, not that I'm opposed to being friends, but that seems a little sudden.

text ._.

[instrumentally]

bcuz i ned more friendz! im lonely!

Re: text ._.

[majimekun]

Okay?

Then what's your name? You have to introduce yourself first.

[instrumentally]

ray! now its ur turn!!

[majimekun]

Ray?

I'm Deuce Spade. You can just call me Deuce though.

[instrumentally]

hi deuce!! what do u wanna do now??

[majimekun]

What I'd really like to do is ride a Magic Wheel, but they don't have those here. A motorcycle would be second best. But I don't have one of those. Unless you do.

[instrumentally]

wats a magic wheel??? does it do magic???

[majimekun]

I guess you wouldn't know.

It's like a motorcycle, except powered by magic. They're one of the best things ever!

[instrumentally]

oooooo

now i want one too!!

[majimekun]

Someone who understands!


If only they existed here.

[instrumentally]

we shuld make them here!!! idk how tho

[majimekun]

I mean without the magic it won't be the same.

And the parts would be expensive.

but

Maybe.

[instrumentally]

i can turn into a motorcycle!!! does that help???

[majimekun]

You can?

Wait, but we can't do magic here. How does that work?

[text - video]

[instrumentally]

no no look see i can do it!!

[The Gear switches to video. "Rei" smiles very big and wide, though her eyes seem a bit empty. And then she wobbles like jelly, turning into... pink bubblegum. Very wiggly. A Ditto.

And then that Ditto turns into a motorcycle. A very small one. With a little smile and eyes like this ._. looking into the camera.]

Ta-da!

text

[majimekun]

[He actually drops the phone in a panic and takes a long minute to absorb. A long long minute.]

You're a shapeshifter? But I thought we didn't have any powers or magic here

That's not fair.

[Being an utter newbie, Deuce has yet to meet a Ditto and it just doesn't it click at all that this is a pokemon. So obviously Rei or rather "Ray" as she intro'd herself has some sort of cheat.]

back to text

[instrumentally]

[The ditto blinks.]

People don't do that???? Oh! Oh, lemme go back!

[The ditto transforms back into Rei, and then types out a reply.]

see! i am a people again now!

text

[majimekun]

I mean I was just told we couldn't do anything like that here.

How are you doing that?

[instrumentally]

i use transform!! its a special trick that i can do!

text

[majimekun]

Transform...

Is that your Unique Magic?

[instrumentally]

yes!! im very good at it!!

text

[majimekun]

I guess so.

Was there something you did to be allowed to do it?

Re: text

[instrumentally]

ummmm

idk i just know how to do it!!

Re: text

[majimekun]

I see.

Some people have all the luck.

Not that I'm jealous or anything.