[text] ._.

[purifyingroots]

helo does anyone have computer lesons

im trying to learn but im to old :c

[Well, it's... this ditto sure is trying to help. It's doing its best.

It's only marginally worse at typing than Millennial Tree Cookie himself.]

Comments

[goldeneyeball]

you gotta find someone in person

if you ask on here the teenagers will do something called trolling you

[purifyingroots]

what is trolling

if i ask a teenager in person can they not do it

[goldeneyeball]

no
in person is better

if you do it on here they will give you false answers and pretend they are true
that is trolling

oh whoops i lost this one for a bit

[purifyingroots]

that is not trolling

it is lying

you can lie in person

[neverfinishanyth]

What sort of things are you trying to learn? There's a lot of different things these computers can do.

[purifyingroots]

[...Hm. Okay give it a moment to... think on that, with its little goop brain.]




all

they are a mistery to me

[neverfinishanyth]

Well, you are doing a very good job so far. But I'm not certain where to start, let's see....

Did you know that you can take pictures with this little computer?

[purifyingroots]

yes ! he uses it for talking


i mean i do

[neverfinishanyth]

Very convincing.

text; 100% just shadowmaru

[sassymaru]

My dear friend!

You could never be 'too old' for anything. How can I be of assistance?

[purifyingroots]

are u sure im very very old and macines are new

its confusing and i dont no what electrisity is

[sassymaru]

Of course I'm sure! I would be delighted to assist you.

That is what friends are for, no?

[purifyingroots]

[Oh neat, this is a friend!!

...Yeah, this Ditto's research might have been sort of incomplete.]

yes of corse

we are friends so that makes sens

text ._.

[tokenelfcharacter]

You Should Try Pushing All The Buttons

[purifyingroots]

good idea

asdfjgkl;qwerutiyopznxm,xcv.,b



[...Couple minutes of silence while it, uh. Probably turns the Gear off by accident and then has to get it back on again.]

i dont know if that helpd but thank yu

[tokenelfcharacter]

Was That All Of The Buttons?

Did Anything Change?

[purifyingroots]

the leters are very big and the box is small

[It means the window.]

text ._.

[dejabrewed]

oh ive learned some things about computers! i've learned how to change things to video so its easier to talk!

[purifyingroots]

oh yes talking with video is good i do that



i dont remember how

[One could almost commend this Ditto for, in some ways, managing to know less about the Gear than the technologically-challenged former tree it's imitating.]

[dejabrewed]

oh i can help with that!! there's a button that looks like a square and a triangle put together!! hit that button and then video happen!

text -> video

[purifyingroots]

o okay

[A pause, and then... ah, yep, the camera's on.

...And this Ditto is even worse at camera angles than Millennial Tree Cookie is these days. That's, like... just eyes and forehead.

At least it seems to have done alright at the transformation, besides completely forgetting the marks on MT's forehead.]

Like this?

Text

[lanceroflove]

Name one mystery of the computer world you wish to know of?

[purifyingroots]

[Hmm. It takes a few minutes to think about that. What does the owner of this stolen borrowed Gear probably need to know.....]

typing faster

[Yeah. Yeah, it'll go with that. It's seen how slow Millennial Tree Cookie is at typing.]

[lanceroflove]

That takes time and practice. The more that you use your computer. The easier it will be for you to type faster.

You can practice using a blank document, do you know how to open one?

Or if you want, you may type to me whatever and whenever you like. I will always read it.

[Always.]

[purifyingroots]

no how do i open the document

i can type to you ! but usually i dont say much interesting. i talk about being old and a tree mostly

[Is this Ditto going into this intending to help him or just roast him--]