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victory_road2021-09-04 11:52 am
mightdoriya) wrote in victory_road2021-09-04 11:52 am
04 ✦ Video | Backdated to the 25th
[There's no fanfare for this video. It's also the second time in the last...month? Short while? Izuku is rapidly losing track- that he's been put up on the network in some sort of duress for all to see. This time though, it's not accidental or done by one of his Pokemon who just cares for his wellbeing. He's making this post entirely of his own volition, and like...not to knock Kirishima or Katsuki for being bad helpers or anything because he trusts them, but this problem requires a bit more of a...delicate touch? Which...neither of them have on a good day.
The video pops on, and the first thing one can see is a little crocodile. Sandile, as they're called in this world. It just so happens to be a swarm going on, and Izuku had come upon a few of the Pokemon that had just waltzed in like they'd owned the place. None of them he'd ever seen before, so naturally this left him curious and wanting a better look.
That was, of course, until he'd crouched down in front of one of the Pokemon, only for it to hop up and just take the biggest mouthful of that bushy green hair of his as it possibly could have. Like, it's not being stingy here, it's got its jaws clamped on him tight. The good news though is the Pokemon's tail is slowly wagging, so it's not like...angry, or attcking him or anything.
He just saw his hair and thought it would be a fun texture to take a huge bite out of, and now he won't let go. For anything.
Izuku is leaning halfway over to support the Pokemon's weight, trying to hold him up in one hand while he holds his Gear with his other.]
Help.
The video pops on, and the first thing one can see is a little crocodile. Sandile, as they're called in this world. It just so happens to be a swarm going on, and Izuku had come upon a few of the Pokemon that had just waltzed in like they'd owned the place. None of them he'd ever seen before, so naturally this left him curious and wanting a better look.
That was, of course, until he'd crouched down in front of one of the Pokemon, only for it to hop up and just take the biggest mouthful of that bushy green hair of his as it possibly could have. Like, it's not being stingy here, it's got its jaws clamped on him tight. The good news though is the Pokemon's tail is slowly wagging, so it's not like...angry, or attcking him or anything.
He just saw his hair and thought it would be a fun texture to take a huge bite out of, and now he won't let go. For anything.
Izuku is leaning halfway over to support the Pokemon's weight, trying to hold him up in one hand while he holds his Gear with his other.]
Help.
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Ehehe, that's right!! It's called a Spritzee, and his name is Lychee. They have a special trait about them where they spit out certain scents and fragrances, too!! Apparently back in the day, ladies used them in place of perfumes, so that gave me a really good idea!!
Lychee-kun!! Spray that silly ol' crocodile right in the face!! Make it really, really stinky!
[Had she a Stunky, this might have gone the same way, but...that little Spritzee seems to obey the command, floating right on up in Sandile's face, looks down that long beak-like nose...and pwoof! It's not a Sweet Scent at all, e-even if the name of the move can be called that... Oh no, this smells like week old garbage that's been sitting out in the sun for a while.
Better plug your nose, Deku.]
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[Well, at least she...sort of gave him a warning? Kindof?? It was at least enough time for Izuku to realize something potentially awful was coming, so within that same fraction of a second that his brain processes that information his hand is flying up to cover his nose and mouth. His other is still trying to keep the Sandile supported so he isn't just wholesale hanging from his hair, closing his eyes too just as the Spritzee blasts said Sandile in the face.
...and effectively also into Izuku's face. It's a damn good thing that Izuku had covered his nose because he'd be gagging right along with the Sandile at present, who seems to have completely given up the ghost in the wake of that awful stench. The Pokemon lets out a distressed gurgle before letting Izuku go, wiggling in his hand until he's thought to sort of...tuck him beneath his arm like a football, temporarily. This isn't the best move but it's all he's got for the time being as he frantically searches his bag for a spare pokeball oh god this is SO BAD-]
U...Urara-aka-s-san- w-what move is that...?
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Because it is. So bad. SO BAD. It's like a roadkill skunk sprinkled on top of a steaming pile of compost in August. That kind of rancid, pungent "perfume". Izuku will undoubtedly need a good, long soak to rid himself of the smell (and Sandile even longer), but at least he doesn't have a crocodile attached to his hair?]
It's called Sweet Scent!! Ehehe, but I don't think it was sweet at all... Though Lychee-kun can make smells that actually do smell nice. Are you okay, Deku-kun? Ehehe...I can't smell the stinkiness, but I bet it's pretty bad, huh? Um...I heard if you wash it off with some dish soap first, then take a regular bath or shower right after, it should get rid of, um....m-most of it.
But it goes away on its own, too!
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[How does he say this without coming off as extremely rude-]
Strong!
[Nailed it.
Also, Izuku more or less bops that little Sandile over the noggin with an ultra ball- not hard enough to hurt, but enough to make sure it actually gets in there- and this time? There's a violent shaking around in his hand for a few seconds before the ball goes still and gives an audible click. Izuku has been saved AND he's caught himself a new...very smelly friend.]
I think....I think I s-should do that...outside, maybe...
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That's probably for the best... You might want to do the same thing with that poor little crocodile thing, too, at some point. It was really, really cute! Congrats on catching it, by the way, um...without losing all your hair, ehehe. Are you okay though, Deku-kun? It didn't actually hurt you or anything, did it?
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[That's said as he gathers up his things so he can move elsewhere, trying to get away from that stink cloud that Lychee just created. He's welcome to follow along too, of course, Izuku just needs to breathe...
His scalp is a tiny bit sore from the abuse, but it's nothing he can't handle.]
T-thank you too, by the way...I don't know what I would have done without you.
wrapping soon?
Ehehe, that's what friends are for, right? Don't mention it!! Ne, if you want, you can keep Lychee-chan for a while longer - it looks like he likes you. I promise he can make some really nice scents, too. So, um...a-after you wash up a bit, Deku-kun, he can probably make something like a cologne to make you smell nice.
I'll take good care of your birdy in the meanwhile!!
we can wrap here if youd like!
[He kindof needs it now, considering.]
Hawks is good at watching after other Pokemon, so he'll help you out in any way you might need while he's with you. Call me if you have any problems of course, but he's...actually one of my more well behaved.
[WHICH IS apparently saying a lot, given Izuku's tone.
Nothing left for it now but to get clean though, he figures.]
sounds good!!
Ehehe, I just hope that by having such a well behaved Pokemon with me, it won't cause problems for you, if you've lost your mediator... [She giggles behind a hand again, but waves to her friend.] I'll take good care of him though, so you take care, Deku-kun. Bye-bye!! Oh, and Lychee-chan, you be good!! No spraying anyone else while I'm away, only if they ask for it!
[Lychee twitters meekly, but salutes with a little wing. Aye-aye! And with that, Ochako ends the call.]