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[bugbeverage]

<sub>[As per usual, Beetlejuice's cameraman skills haven't improved any. The 'Gear is at an odd angle as he tries to fit both himself and a Pokemon into frame. He's in a back-alley somewhere in Cherrygrove near an open trash can. He's got one arm in it and so does the Pokemon balanced precariously on the edge. It's a dusty Skwovet with chubby cheeks.]

[Both of their hands/paws are touching the same old slice of pizza.]</sub>

Check this out! Is this fate or what? Can you say BESTIES?

Comments

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[meteorman]

Who would throw out an entire uneaten slice of pizza.

[He doesn't question that BJ is going to eat it. The answer to that is obvious already.]

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[bugbeverage]

A real HEATHEN if you ask me! It's even still slightly warm!

[meteorman]

Did someone put it there as bait?

[It's just... that reads like a setup. Why someone would want to catch a stinky man with bad teeth is unclear. They were probably aiming for a Pokémon.]

[bugbeverage]

_{[He hikes up a brow as he lifts the slice to his mouth. The Squovet's little paw is still clutching onto the edge.]}

Well it worked.

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[sassymaru]

Why... are you in the trash?

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[bugbeverage]

Well I dunno, pal, why aren't you in the trash? Here? With me? Pshh!

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[sassymaru]

Because! It's - it's simply trash.

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[bugbeverage]

_{[He glances aside only long enough to steady his arm--the Skwovet is climbing up it.]}

We've established that but you aren't answering my question, sexy.

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[sassymaru]

... s... sexy...?

[Sorry, we have literally BSOD'd]

Video

[bent_the_world]

Practically twins.

I'd be careful eating out of the trash around here, though. I've seen some really weird stuff in the trash around here.

video

[bugbeverage]

_{[He waves a hand as though to shoo away Korra's concerns.]}

I doubt it's anything the ol' B-man can't handle!

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[bent_the_world]

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

But hey, it's your choice.

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[bugbeverage]

_{[He is absolutely taking a bite of that pizza.]}

Sure is! But now you got me curious. What have you seen?

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[bent_the_world]

Gross stuff. I figured that goes without saying. It's trash. Gross stuff goes in the trash.

Voice

[fayblood]

"What are you doing?"

He's only using audio, but the element of Concern in the kid's voice is pretty obvious.

[Voice]

[bugbeverage]

_{[A voice for a voice! BJ can dig the mysterious angle.]}

Oh, you know, vibin'.

Re: [Voice]

[fayblood]

Swap 'mysterious' for 'shy' on Shrike's end, but close enough.

"What's that?"

[Voice]

[bugbeverage]

Chillin', bro! Stayin' in my lane! _{[His voice grows more drowsy as he imitates a Californian accent.]} Goin' with the flow! Just hangin' out and feeling my truth, you know what I'm sayin'?

Re: [Voice]

[fayblood]

"Umm..."

That sure is a lot of phrases that Shrike suspects are supposed to mean things not quite the same as what they literally mean.

"Not really?"

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[trampire]

...Do you often make friends by eating out of the dross coffer?

[The look of judgment disgust if pretty indescribable. Almost like viewing this is a personal affront. It probably is!]

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[necrodentia]

[ Small rodents like squirrels are sort of Rainer's specially— well... okay. Squirrel skeletons are Rainer's specialty, actually, but she's picked up a lot of knowledge about squirrels in general as a part of that. ]

Ohhhh, no. Skwovet shouldn't eat pizza. Try feeding it nuts or berries instead.

[ Her own Pachirisu chitters its agreement from it's place on her lap. Notice, she has no problem with the human being eating pizza he found in the trash. Only the squirrel. ]