text; siri how do i tell everyone i know i'm a werewolf but like, casually

[woofdad]

So, I was wondering - what's something from your world that's been really weird to find out isn't universal? For example, I'm a werewolf and I've been kind of surprised by how many worlds we apparently don't exist in. It's a weird feeling.

Related, is cats having extra eyes a thing where you're from or not, asking for both me and my boyfriend.

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[woofdad]

Oh i mean it's not all goats, just one kind.

But I guess you're saying it's... none of them where you're from? Huh.

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[nightyorb]

I think it would've come up in our classes if they could breathe fire.
I guess some satyrs can cast, like, fireball and burning hands and stuff.
But that's not breathing fire.
And they are only half goat anyway.

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[woofdad]

Oh yeah I don't mean satyrs, i'm talking plated goats specifically

Come to think of it do you guys have plated goats at all?

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[nightyorb]

Uh. No. Our goats just have, you know, fur.

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[woofdad]

Oh, ours do, too. Plated goats are a specific variety, and just also have... well, plating, kind of like what you might see on a crocodilian.

And they breathe fire.

[Y e a h.]

For obvious reasons, they are... not kept as livestock quite as frequently as non-magic goats.