text; siri how do i tell everyone i know i'm a werewolf but like, casually

[woofdad]

So, I was wondering - what's something from your world that's been really weird to find out isn't universal? For example, I'm a werewolf and I've been kind of surprised by how many worlds we apparently don't exist in. It's a weird feeling.

Related, is cats having extra eyes a thing where you're from or not, asking for both me and my boyfriend.

Comments

[cyan_maid]

As long as they stuck to the baked goods industry in some way, I think you're good. It's when the company expanded to other technologies that, in retrospect, really made the malevolence obvious.

[woofdad]

Oh wow, yeah, no. To my knowledge they still just do baking stuff, and I will... hope it stays that way.

[cyan_maid]

Who knows, maybe my universe was a one-off sort of thing. It didn't happen with Betty Crobat here, so you're probably fine.

[woofdad]

Fingers crossed. Their cake mixes are pretty good, I'd rather they stick to that instead of literal world domination.

...Not that I can get their stuff here, anyway, but at least Betty Crobat IS pretty close.

[cyan_maid]

They are close! I found some old cookbooks by her, they have a lot in common with the vintage editions of the Crocker ones! Even down to the weird recipes of mid-century cooking mishaps. :B

[woofdad]

Oh man... I kind of want to check those out, but I'm also afraid they might give Claude ideas.

[Given the blue curry, he can only imagine what Claude would do to a gelatin mold.]

[cyan_maid]

Yeah, there's...a lot of gelatin involved. And this world's equivalent of Spam. And there's still a "recipe" for a candle that involves a banana, whipped cream, and a cherry that does not look at all appropriate.

[woofdad]

Jesus. Yeah, he would definitely be way too amused by that

who am I kidding, so would I, that sounds hilarious.

[He is so sorry, but not sorry enough.]

[cyan_maid]

...Well, I mean, I'm not saying don't do shenanigans with a banana if that's your wont.

[Listen she doesn't Get It but you gotta live your truth]

[woofdad]

Thank you. I am very sorry we're like this.