[A soft chuckle.] Most definitely not.
[Considering her planet last existed at least 8,000 years BC, and countless light-years away.]
Still, I've been enjoying the human holidays so far, and this is the first gift-giving holiday I've been able to celebrate with my friends.
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[A soft chuckle.] Most definitely not.
[Considering her planet last existed at least 8,000 years BC, and countless light-years away.]
Still, I've been enjoying the human holidays so far, and this is the first gift-giving holiday I've been able to celebrate with my friends.