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[harlequinhater]

hey guys! john here.
man i guess it's been a while since i last checked in on the pokegear all publicly like this.
i guess i have just been really busy being an awesome trainer and winning gym badges.
anyways does anyone know if there's a store that specializes in pokemon-proof clothes? 
like, fireproof stuff to help with angry fire types.
or something that can save me from being impaled by toxic nidorino spikes. that specifically.
if there is no such business, does anybody who knows how to make clothes want to go into business with me?
i bet we could make a lot of money that way.
i would get 50% profits for the idea obviously.

[A few minutes later, there's an addition:]

oh and if anybody has tips for the cianwood gym let me know!
im training up my awesome team of super cool pokemon to fight it next.
i want to know what im going to be up against.

[About thirty minutes after that, there's one last thing:]

also, has anybody else been getting pies sent to them?
is that a thing in the pokemon world?
because i definitely did not order these.

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[brocrux]

There was. At least one of his films has an homage in it.
I wish I could meet him too.
The amount of cool is probably undeniable.

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[harlequinhater]

he is still a version of dave, though...
what kind of films did he make?
please tell me it was not sweet bro and hella jeff.

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[brocrux]

What else could they possibly have been?

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[harlequinhater]

i don't know.
something that is not that? i bet that dave could come up with new characters and ideas if he wanted to.
i guess i am not that surprised though.

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[brocrux]

These were new characters and ideas in that timeline so that's what happened.
And I'm glad it was because those films are fucking masterpieces.
I'm sure he could come up with something different here.
I've been curious about what would happen if we handed him a camera for a while.