John Egbert (
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hey guys! john here.
man i guess it's been a while since i last checked in on the pokegear all publicly like this.
i guess i have just been really busy being an awesome trainer and winning gym badges.
anyways does anyone know if there's a store that specializes in pokemon-proof clothes?
like, fireproof stuff to help with angry fire types.
or something that can save me from being impaled by toxic nidorino spikes. that specifically.
if there is no such business, does anybody who knows how to make clothes want to go into business with me?
i bet we could make a lot of money that way.
i would get 50% profits for the idea obviously.
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oh and if anybody has tips for the cianwood gym let me know!
im training up my awesome team of super cool pokemon to fight it next.
i want to know what im going to be up against.
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also, has anybody else been getting pies sent to them?
is that a thing in the pokemon world?
because i definitely did not order these.
man i guess it's been a while since i last checked in on the pokegear all publicly like this.
i guess i have just been really busy being an awesome trainer and winning gym badges.
anyways does anyone know if there's a store that specializes in pokemon-proof clothes?
like, fireproof stuff to help with angry fire types.
or something that can save me from being impaled by toxic nidorino spikes. that specifically.
if there is no such business, does anybody who knows how to make clothes want to go into business with me?
i bet we could make a lot of money that way.
i would get 50% profits for the idea obviously.
[A few minutes later, there's an addition:]
oh and if anybody has tips for the cianwood gym let me know!
im training up my awesome team of super cool pokemon to fight it next.
i want to know what im going to be up against.
[About thirty minutes after that, there's one last thing:]
also, has anybody else been getting pies sent to them?
is that a thing in the pokemon world?
because i definitely did not order these.
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i know, it is a pretty neat idea.
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I'm talking about the pies!
That's hilarious!
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This is one of those highly-profitable ideas everyone is going to beat themselves up about for not thinking of first.
Like portable versions of things, anything waterproof, microwavable burritos or squeezable puppet asses.
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also, i don't think that anybody beats themselves up about not thinking of puppet asses.
in fact, not thinking of puppet asses is usually the best way to be.
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I've noticed that most forms aren't terribly detailed while working in the Pokécenter.
I could probably figure it out and do it for you, assuming they even have copyright laws to begin with.
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Do you not have any idea where these mysteriously delicious pastries could have come from?
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you haven't gotten any pies, have you?
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Well, not in the mail anyway. Sometimes the cafés around Goldenrod have slices of pie.
You must be pretty confused right now, huh?
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and this one is a blueberry pie.
and the other one is a pumpkin pie.
why? do you think that means anything??
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[Why does this keep happening, john]
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i do not even have a fire type pokemon.
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[text] apologies for lateness
[text] no worries!
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i have tried everything, karkat.
i have tried soothing music. i have tried talking to him. i even got a gym badge to see if he would respect me, but no!
it is always with the flashing the dangerous poison spikes and then charging.
i want to TRY and get along with snik which is why i would like poison-proof clothing.
then he can charge me, and i can not die, and we can work on things from there.
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man that sucks that apparently one of your pokemon is trying to kill you? i'm pretty sure one of mine hates me too but fortunately all he does is get everything messy and try to ruin my hair
i know nothing about making clothes but if i did i would be right there with you on that business though
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luckily i can keep snik in his pokeball, though, which keeps him from murdering me.
though i don't think it makes him any less mad at me.
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And how did you change the color of the writing?
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do you think that matters?
and i think it's under settings somewhere.
just plug in the hex code of the color you want and it'll change colors.
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thats the best kind of pie!!!
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i did not even know that was a kind of pie.
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You would really think that sort of thing would be standard issue here, but I don't think I've heard of it yet. Then again, I'm new enough that I wouldn't know.
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but enough pokemon are jerks that i think it would be really helpful.
oh also, welcome to pokemon land! did people tell you how to be the very best there ever was already?
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Honestly, I'm surprised stuff like Poképroof clothes isn't more widespread. The people here have lived with them for who knows how long, and with how obscenely powerful they get, wouldn't it be a no-brainer?
Also, for Cianwood, make sure you have something that can handle a lot of hard-hitters. Ghosts, Psychics, and Flying types come to mind.
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i don't even know why! i have tried everything but he is too dangerous to keep out for long.
anyways, my starter was a flying type.
do you think that will be enough? she is pretty strong now!
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