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John Egbert ([personal profile] harlequinhater) wrote in [community profile] victory_road2016-10-04 01:52 pm

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hey guys! john here.
man i guess it's been a while since i last checked in on the pokegear all publicly like this.
i guess i have just been really busy being an awesome trainer and winning gym badges.
anyways does anyone know if there's a store that specializes in pokemon-proof clothes? 
like, fireproof stuff to help with angry fire types.
or something that can save me from being impaled by toxic nidorino spikes. that specifically.
if there is no such business, does anybody who knows how to make clothes want to go into business with me?
i bet we could make a lot of money that way.
i would get 50% profits for the idea obviously.


[A few minutes later, there's an addition:]

oh and if anybody has tips for the cianwood gym let me know!
im training up my awesome team of super cool pokemon to fight it next.
i want to know what im going to be up against.


[About thirty minutes after that, there's one last thing:]

also, has anybody else been getting pies sent to them?
is that a thing in the pokemon world?
because i definitely did not order these.
cyan_maid: (Oh my!!!)

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[personal profile] cyan_maid 2016-10-04 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
...Oh my God, I wish I'd thought of that.
cyan_maid: (Jumping headfirst into adventure!)

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[personal profile] cyan_maid 2016-10-04 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
John, we both speculated on Pokemon-proof clothes. I was there. I remember it.
I'm talking about the pies!
That's hilarious!

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brocrux: (pic#10614698)

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[personal profile] brocrux 2016-10-04 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You need to copyright this idea ASAP.
This is one of those highly-profitable ideas everyone is going to beat themselves up about for not thinking of first.
Like portable versions of things, anything waterproof, microwavable burritos or squeezable puppet asses.
brocrux: dacadaca (pic#10309471)

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[personal profile] brocrux 2016-10-04 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I disagree about the asses but our opinions on that are irrelevant to your future entrepreneurship.
I've noticed that most forms aren't terribly detailed while working in the Pokécenter.
I could probably figure it out and do it for you, assuming they even have copyright laws to begin with.

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in4apounding: (prankers gambit)

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[personal profile] in4apounding 2016-10-04 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You've been getting pies? How completely strange and mysterious, that must be astonishingly confusing, John!

[In text, no one can hear you hiccup.]

Do you not have any idea where these mysteriously delicious pastries could have come from?
in4apounding: (you think so)

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[personal profile] in4apounding 2016-10-05 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Nope!

Well, not in the mail anyway. Sometimes the cafés around Goldenrod have slices of pie.

You must be pretty confused right now, huh?

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callbacks: (apple juice)

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what kind of pies

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charcoalfeather: (I uh...)

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[personal profile] charcoalfeather 2016-10-04 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
are you getting set on fire now too

[Why does this keep happening, john]

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quadrangle: (but why tho)

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[personal profile] quadrangle 2016-10-04 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
JOHN HOW ARE YOU STILL BEING TARGETED BY NIDORINO SPIKES, IT'S BEEN LITERAL FUCKING MONTHS NOW. HAS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR POKÉMON REALLY NOT IMPROVED OR WHAT?

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fehcatsap: (careful with that axe eugene)

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[personal profile] fehcatsap 2016-10-05 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Well. That puts some of his problems into perspective.]

man that sucks that apparently one of your pokemon is trying to kill you? i'm pretty sure one of mine hates me too but fortunately all he does is get everything messy and try to ruin my hair

i know nothing about making clothes but if i did i would be right there with you on that business though

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journalname: (🔱 soft)

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[personal profile] journalname 2016-10-05 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
What sort of pies are they?

And how did you change the color of the writing?

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is it butter scotch cinamon?

thats the best kind of pie!!!

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bloodisthicker: you mean you don't dig blatant power grabs (oh...)

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[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-10-06 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[...that's a lot to take in here, given everything, but...]

You would really think that sort of thing would be standard issue here, but I don't think I've heard of it yet. Then again, I'm new enough that I wouldn't know.

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[personal profile] islandshore 2016-10-06 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...You got a Nidorino problem?

Honestly, I'm surprised stuff like Poképroof clothes isn't more widespread. The people here have lived with them for who knows how long, and with how obscenely powerful they get, wouldn't it be a no-brainer?

Also, for Cianwood, make sure you have something that can handle a lot of hard-hitters. Ghosts, Psychics, and Flying types come to mind.

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