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[harlequinhater]

hey guys! john here.
man i guess it's been a while since i last checked in on the pokegear all publicly like this.
i guess i have just been really busy being an awesome trainer and winning gym badges.
anyways does anyone know if there's a store that specializes in pokemon-proof clothes? 
like, fireproof stuff to help with angry fire types.
or something that can save me from being impaled by toxic nidorino spikes. that specifically.
if there is no such business, does anybody who knows how to make clothes want to go into business with me?
i bet we could make a lot of money that way.
i would get 50% profits for the idea obviously.

[A few minutes later, there's an addition:]

oh and if anybody has tips for the cianwood gym let me know!
im training up my awesome team of super cool pokemon to fight it next.
i want to know what im going to be up against.

[About thirty minutes after that, there's one last thing:]

also, has anybody else been getting pies sent to them?
is that a thing in the pokemon world?
because i definitely did not order these.

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text; I'M SORRY THIS IS SO LATE............

[gainedlove]

um maybe!!
sans isnt so good at it but hes a dunkle so maybe it doesnt count

text; NO WORRIES i am patient

[harlequinhater]

who is sans?
and what is a dunkle?

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[gainedlove]

hes my dunkle DUH
a dunkle is like a dad and a unkle at the same time
cuz i guess sans is scared of being a dad??
so i call him that so hes nto so scared!!

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[harlequinhater]

wait, but is he like your actual dad?
how can somebody be a dad AND an uncle?
that would make him his own brother!

[Like John has any room to talk about this.]

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[gainedlove]

[There's...a bit of a longer pause before their next reply.]

im adopted but hes not any less real

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[harlequinhater]

oh!
okay, i did not understand it was that kind of situation.
sorry. i did not mean to imply that he was not your real dad if he was not directly related to you.

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[gainedlove]

its okay
you didnt know