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[veggie_vamp]

 [Draculaura is in Goldenrod, and has lavishly decorated her room with all kinds of Halloween goodies - plush pumkaboos, witches hats, paper gastlys, etc. Draculaura herself is dressed up as a ghost, with fake chains dangling around her. To go with that theme, she's got out all her ghost mons - Drifblim, Haunter, Gourgiest, Froslass, Cofagrigus, and Misdreavus.]

Boo to you, ghouls and boys! Like, the BEST holiday in the whole wide world is coming up, and do you know the BEST way to celebrate it?

Handsome Jack's Pokemon Cards and Prints!

[In her other hand, she flashes greeting cards and printed photos of Pokemon dressed up, ala this image.]

Can you collect them all? Contact him quickly cause there's only a limited time and a limited set! Send them to your friends to tell them they're freaky chic, or create your own collection and show off your spooky style!

Call Handsome Jack! Cause when it comes to Cards and Prints, they'll always look Handsome!

[She moves her finger to turn off the device - of course, it doesn't. She squeals, spinning.]

Oh My Ghoul, my first commercial! I feel like a movie star! I wonder if this is how Elisabat got her start? We should - whoa!

[Suddenly all the ghosts have grabbed their owner... and begin throwing her up and down to celebrate!]

Heeheehee! You ghosts are the mosts!

Comments

[video]

[purramedic]

[Squints... loudly. Does she know he can still see her?]

Ahem... Do you have any with cats?

[video]

[veggie_vamp]

Huh?

[No, she didn't, nor did the ghosts - who drop her because they were surprised. Fwump!]

Ow! Geez... I wish I was a ghost again, maybe that wouldn't have hurt as much.

[video]

[beastofasister]

[Did she see one of Charlotte's prints for a second there? Her little girl is a star.

But wait! This is no time to get misty-eyed.]

Miss Draculaura, you look gorgeous!

[video]

[veggie_vamp]

Wh-whoa!

[The ghosts are surprised she's still on, and hold her up in the air.]

Huh? ... Oh, hi Manaka!

[purramedic]

[Yikes. He feels a little bad about that.]

Oh, my... Are you alright?

[veggie_vamp]

[She sits up, shakes her head, and then smiles - fangs and all.]

I'm just fine! So, what's up?

[video]

[captainash]

I don't know how she got her start, but I bet it wasn't anywhere near this successful or convincing.

[That might refer more to the costume than to the sales pitch.]

[video]

[veggie_vamp]

[The ghosts, surprised at that the device is still on, grab her and hold her in place. 'Laura blinks.]

Oh... awwww, thanks! Heeheehee!

[video]

[captainash]

You're welcome. So, how did you get the job? Do they have acting agencies around here, was it a favor for a friend of a friend...?

[purramedic]

[That's... unsettling. He's just going to pretend he doesn't notice those.]

You have pictures of these creatures dressed up for something, yes? Do you have any of cats? Or... cat Pokemon, I suppose.

[beastofasister]

[She giggles and waves.]

Are you having fun?

[video]

[veggie_vamp]

My friend Handsome Jack asked me to! He even let me helped design the cards!

[veggie_vamp]

I sure do! We've got Meowths, Persians, Espurrs and Meowstics!

[veggie_vamp]

Of course! I always have a good time with my adorable Pokemon!

[Awww. That earns her a GROUP GHOST HUG!]

[purramedic]

Excellent! I'll take three of everything. [Anders, no, you need that money for food... You don't even know but one of those Pokemon!]

[veggie_vamp]

Yaaay, it worked! I can't wait to tell Jack!

[purramedic]

Where do I pick them up? [Who's more excited? We just don't know!]

[veggie_vamp]

We can send them out to you! I've got cute birdies that would love to do the job!

[purramedic]

Wonderful. Thank you very much.

[veggie_vamp]

You're sooo welcome! You have fangtastic taste!

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

I don't usually think of greeting cards as collectibles. Then who'd ever want to use them?

...Are those all ghosts you've got there? [He asks part out of personal interest, part out of interest of his Haunter...]

[video]

[veggie_vamp]

[By now, Laura's gotten the idea the device is on, and is sitting on the bed.]

That's Handsome Jack for you, always thinking outside the box! As for my ghosts, I've got more! I looove ghosts!

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Is...is he the guy with the-- [He makes a motion to the face. To the sides of the face where face flappy attachment things are.] Face? The face guy?

Man I don't have many ghosts, but I've really warmed up to them. It's kind of weird? I think? That they have a lot of origins. It's not like they're all 'this is the ghost of a dead pokemon' or something, they're just this.

[video]

[veggie_vamp]

Yep! He's got a really unique fashion sense!

[That's her logic and she's sticking to it.]

Well, a ghost isn't always a dead person! Where I'm from, there are plenty that are born ghosts!

[video]

[motherfucking_ghosttype]

I mean, he's... Really, greeting cards? That's his schtick? Cuz he seems kinda like the antithesis of Hallmark. Generally.

Yeah, ghosts here can be...hatched from eggs, and that's still weird, too. If ghosts usually aren't physical, then how do they-- No, no, I'm not finishing that, scratch that, I don't really want to know about ghostly birds and bees.