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victory_road2022-01-28 04:19 pm
forsaintcecilia) wrote in victory_road2022-01-28 04:19 pm
21st [hyperlink only]
[All that's inside the post proper is a hyperlink: My trainer is a Huge Dork and I am too Fabulous for his Body, an AMA with the One and Only Honky Tonk!!!]
[It leads to a livestream on Kazuki's mostly-bare StaryuTube page. It's counting down to a premiere beginning in one hour. There's a little two-frame gif of a Primarina winking in the middle of the placeholder graphic.]
[When that time has elapsed, the livestream begins. Kazuki is sitting in frame, full body, at the perfect angle, and with excellent lighting. It looks like he's at some kind of cafe.]
[Anyone who knows Kazuki will be able to tell immediately that something is wrong. He looks... pristine. Like a glossy ad in a magazine. His clothes are definitely something he would own, but they've been chosen and layered with a meticulous kind of perfection. His hair was pulled back in a small ponytail (again, something Kazuki would do) but his bangs were arranged to look both manicured, and yet somehow effortless. His leg was elegantly jaunted against the other. There was an incredibly complicated frozen coffee drink on the table next to him. And he was wearing sunglasses.]
[Honky Tonk figured it might be weird for people to look this body in the eye and ask questions about it's owner that wasn't there.]
[He waves at the camera with both hands at once, and when he speaks, his voice is an octave higher than usual, and strangely melodic.]
Hiiiiiii everyone~!
[He pulls the sunglasses just enough off of his face to see his eyes for a second, and he turns his face back and forth in an inspecting manner.]
Ugh, his skin! I barely even had to put on foundation. I know he moisturizes, but this is just unfair! I'm totally jealous. This body could pull off anything if he really put in the effort.
[He sits back, and puts the sunglasses back on.]
Anywho, let's not waste time, hmm? I'm sure I've only got so long to enjoy this, and I have a lot I'd like to do before it's over!
[It leads to a livestream on Kazuki's mostly-bare StaryuTube page. It's counting down to a premiere beginning in one hour. There's a little two-frame gif of a Primarina winking in the middle of the placeholder graphic.]
[When that time has elapsed, the livestream begins. Kazuki is sitting in frame, full body, at the perfect angle, and with excellent lighting. It looks like he's at some kind of cafe.]
[Anyone who knows Kazuki will be able to tell immediately that something is wrong. He looks... pristine. Like a glossy ad in a magazine. His clothes are definitely something he would own, but they've been chosen and layered with a meticulous kind of perfection. His hair was pulled back in a small ponytail (again, something Kazuki would do) but his bangs were arranged to look both manicured, and yet somehow effortless. His leg was elegantly jaunted against the other. There was an incredibly complicated frozen coffee drink on the table next to him. And he was wearing sunglasses.]
[Honky Tonk figured it might be weird for people to look this body in the eye and ask questions about it's owner that wasn't there.]
[He waves at the camera with both hands at once, and when he speaks, his voice is an octave higher than usual, and strangely melodic.]
Hiiiiiii everyone~!
[He pulls the sunglasses just enough off of his face to see his eyes for a second, and he turns his face back and forth in an inspecting manner.]
Ugh, his skin! I barely even had to put on foundation. I know he moisturizes, but this is just unfair! I'm totally jealous. This body could pull off anything if he really put in the effort.
[He sits back, and puts the sunglasses back on.]
Anywho, let's not waste time, hmm? I'm sure I've only got so long to enjoy this, and I have a lot I'd like to do before it's over!
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DOES IT AFFECT THE TASTE OF THE SKIN
[Self-explanatory right!!!]
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Err... Do you mean, the lips? The lips will still taste like lips... I think...
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DOES IT STILL TASTE LIKE SKIN WHEN YOU PREEN HIM
[Bitingbird, "preening" is not what most would call what you do... but at least that's some semblance of context for Tonks.]
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I wouldn't know. I'm not the grooming type. I take baths.
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[Bitingbird there is no need for that.]
WELL THANKS ANYWAY I'LL SEE ABOUT MAKIN G HIS OLD SKIN BETTER
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[....Sorry, Tonks, were you starting to think you had gotten on the same page as this dumbass bird]
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I WILL PASS ON THE COMETICS, THAT WOULD DEFINITELY TASTE BAD
[Does Bitingbird actually care about MT's skin or is he just aiming for an optimal Biting Experience? It's a true mystery.]
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[His trainer who he keeps biting might disagree.]
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