[Maybe Fluttershy should be extremely grateful this is taking place over text. At the very least it means Riz has to slow down and type out all his conspiracy theories rather than just launch into a quick-fire ramble.]
Where do I even start? They are all completely identical, which is given no fucking explanation whatsoever. Like seriously, there is no way that is fucking natural. That just doesn't happen. Also, it's them and only them who are in charge of pokemon health care. Like, nobody else wants to be a pokemon nurse? Just these unexplained ladies? Come on, I can't be the only one who doesn't believe for one moment there isn't one other person in this world who doesn't want to help and work with sick pokemon. So something must be keeping them from being able to work at pokecenters. I don't know why yet, but I do know I don't trust it. Same goes for those Jennies. I'm pretty sure whatever is behind them is behind this as well.
Even family members don't all look that identical. Plus, if it was a family, wouldn't you have old and young ones? Have you ever seen a Joy that isn't a woman in her twenties?
I don't think going to people who are definitely hiding something is good for your health.
[ She's very glad that this conversation is over text so he can't see her frowning. She feels that it's a bit irresponsible to let his personal doubts get in the way of the potential well-being of his Pokemon. But she doesn't say so, if only because Pokemon are different enough from animals back home that she doesn't know how caffeine might actually affect them. There is a chance that it won't do anything to them, or at least won't be as bad as for animals back home. ]
He's just... sitting there? He's not puking or anything. He's just sitting there. Wait.
[Soon Fluttershy receives the same picture Louie received before -- one of a Yungoos clinging to a thermos like its a stuffed animal, pinprick thin eyes staring out into nothing as if it has unlocked all the secrets of the universe.]
I don't think I've ever felt that way after drinking coffee actually. too much coffee usually makes me a bit jumpy.
But I guess if he's not throwing up or shaking or anything he might be okay? Maybe just keep an eye on him for while, give him plenty of water, and check his heart every so often to make sure it's not beating too fast.
And probably put away any remaining coffee where he won't get to it.
Plenty of water is something I can do. Listen, you seem to know a bit about this sort of stuff. Is there any kind of food that'd help? I dunno, something that'd suck up the caffeine or something?
Well At least back home there's a lot of sources that say something with potassium or magnesium helps, like bananas. Or things with lots of vitamin C But other things say that there's no proof that those things actually help Some people suggest foods rich in fiber, like whole grains, beans, starchy vegetables, nuts, and seeds
But honestly, water and time are really the only ways to be sure that the caffeine will pass through his system
No, it's not really. I think I'm the only person who can do it. It's a bit of a complicated story, but the short version is I have magic that lets me communicate with animals, which carried over here to let me talk to Pokemon.
Well, apparently my world is connected to another world that's kind of similar but still different. Besides magic, the residents there are a kind of magical ponies: Unicorns, Pegasi, and Earth ponies. And some of the people I know apparently have a pony counterpart in that other world. My friend Twilight Sparkle's counterpart is actually an alicorn princess, and my group of friends had met Princess Twilight from the other world before meeting Twilight from our world.
One of my other friends, Sunset Shimmer, had also been from that other world. I think she said she was unicorn there? But when she and Princess Twilight come to our world, they turn human. Sunset wasn't...always the nicest person, and she had actually stolen a magical crown from Princess Twilight and brought it to our world. When Princess Twilight came to get it back, she found the human counterparts of her friends back home, and us being all together was enough to activate the magic of her crown.
But I guess using the crown's magic with Princess Twilight did something to the rest of us, because even after she took the crown back to her world, we were able to keep using magic.
[ It's a very quick run down of the whole thing, but she hopes it's enough of an explanation. ]
We also have the portal between our two worlds open all the time now, so sometimes magic from the other world leaks into ours and can cause people to be overwhelmed, so my friends and I have to help out when that happens.
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Where do I even start?
They are all completely identical, which is given no fucking explanation whatsoever.
Like seriously, there is no way that is fucking natural. That just doesn't happen.
Also, it's them and only them who are in charge of pokemon health care.
Like, nobody else wants to be a pokemon nurse? Just these unexplained ladies?
Come on, I can't be the only one who doesn't believe for one moment there isn't one other person in this world who doesn't want to help and work with sick pokemon.
So something must be keeping them from being able to work at pokecenters.
I don't know why yet, but I do know I don't trust it.
Same goes for those Jennies.
I'm pretty sure whatever is behind them is behind this as well.
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I was told they were all from the same family. Joy is their last name, right?
I guess it is a little strange, though. But isn’t your Pokemon’s health more important right now?
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Plus, if it was a family, wouldn't you have old and young ones?
Have you ever seen a Joy that isn't a woman in her twenties?
I don't think going to people who are definitely hiding something is good for your health.
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Well how's the Pokemon doing right now?
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He's not puking or anything.
He's just sitting there.
Wait.
[Soon Fluttershy receives the same picture Louie received before -- one of a Yungoos clinging to a thermos like its a stuffed animal, pinprick thin eyes staring out into nothing as if it has unlocked all the secrets of the universe.]
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That is a bit strange. And he's not jittery or anything?
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He's just
You know how coffee just sometimes calms you down entirely?
Maybe it is like that for him?
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But I guess if he's not throwing up or shaking or anything he might be okay? Maybe just keep an eye on him for while, give him plenty of water, and check his heart every so often to make sure it's not beating too fast.
And probably put away any remaining coffee where he won't get to it.
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Listen, you seem to know a bit about this sort of stuff.
Is there any kind of food that'd help?
I dunno, something that'd suck up the caffeine or something?
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At least back home there's a lot of sources that say something with potassium or magnesium helps, like bananas. Or things with lots of vitamin C
But other things say that there's no proof that those things actually help
Some people suggest foods rich in fiber, like whole grains, beans, starchy vegetables, nuts, and seeds
But honestly, water and time are really the only ways to be sure that the caffeine will pass through his system
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Are you some kind of ranger or a druid?
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Though I guess it helps that I can talk to them too
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People can do it where I am from, but they gotta cast a spell first.
[Riz doesn't want to presume! She might look human here, but who knows what she looks like back in her own world.]
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[Says the guy who is literally the only person in his friend group not to have magic.]
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[ Yes, there is a story here. ]
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How did that happen?
I've heard of non-magical worlds before, but never one that became magical later on.
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One of my other friends, Sunset Shimmer, had also been from that other world. I think she said she was unicorn there? But when she and Princess Twilight come to our world, they turn human. Sunset wasn't...always the nicest person, and she had actually stolen a magical crown from Princess Twilight and brought it to our world. When Princess Twilight came to get it back, she found the human counterparts of her friends back home, and us being all together was enough to activate the magic of her crown.
But I guess using the crown's magic with Princess Twilight did something to the rest of us, because even after she took the crown back to her world, we were able to keep using magic.
[ It's a very quick run down of the whole thing, but she hopes it's enough of an explanation. ]
We also have the portal between our two worlds open all the time now, so sometimes magic from the other world leaks into ours and can cause people to be overwhelmed, so my friends and I have to help out when that happens.