003. [Video/Action for Goldenrod City] (hella backdated to like Oct. 3rd)

[foolishwren]

<sub>[THERE ARE LOTS OF WET SLAPPING NOISES. Someone is vigorously painting something with a large brush, slinging thick strokes of blue across a wooden surface.]

[The project was apparently nearing completion already by the time the camera was turned on, because it's only a couple of seconds before the view steps back, revealing:]



[Anyone who's been doing any wandering in suburban Goldenrod lately may know about the weird, otherwise-nice house that has suddenly started getting its windows boarded up and had candles sprouting all over it like little glowing mushrooms. WELL, THIS IS THAT WEIRD HOUSE'S DOORWAY, AND NOW IT HAS A SPOOKY-LOOKING DEMONIC BLUE SYMBOL ON THE FRONT DOOR.]

[The camera whips around. The painter is Heather! She looks pissed. Whether that's funny or scary depends on whether or not you notice the fact that her freckles are now supplemented by a bunch of blue paint flecks.]

[She has only one thing to say to the camera.]</sub>

God can kiss my ass.

<sub>[And the feed ends.]



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[armoredsoul]

[...you, know, of all the things to come home to, this probably isn't the weirdest. Not sure what that says about this household.]

You're gonna make Envy's ego even bigger if you call him that.

[Jokes about their relationship?! Scandalous.]

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[shiro2hero]

[SLOW... CLAP...?]

You uh. Sure showed God.

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[wing_attack]

[That. That looks bad. He sighs and takes a deep breath. ... And switches on a private filter for good measure.]

... Do you need me to come over? Or to talk about anything?

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[motherfucking_ghosttype]

So normally I'd agree. Like, don't get me wrong, totally agree.

But what the actual fuck, though.

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[foolishwren]

<sub>[She's not entirely sure they're at a point where Al can acceptably joke about their relationship, BUT IT'S WAY BETTER THAN HIM GETTING ANGRY AT THEM so she ain't gonna say nothin.]

[Instead she'll crack a little joke of her own.]</sub>

If there's a 'God' in this relationship, it sure as hell isn't Envy.

_{[hahahahahahahaha]}

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[foolishwren]

I did, actually!

_{[Oh wait she's talking to an innocent bystander. Um.]}

Okay, so, I know that probably looked REALLY weird, but I promise you I'm not just like. High.

It's complicated.

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[shiro2hero]

Let me guess.

"Cult stuff"?

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[foolishwren]

NOPE.

<sub>[This answer comes readily. This isn't like the Claudia video, apparently-- she's not sad, just MAD.]

[She is also currently adding little touches on her admittedly-fairly sloppy Halo there.]</sub>

I've already done all the talking I need to, and the person I was talking to knows who they are.

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[foolishwren]

OKAY, yeah, full disclosure, I didn't really think before making this video, soooooo yeah, fully aware that this is probably one of the weirder things for your average random bystander to sign on in the morning and see.

In my defense: there is one specific person who this is gonna really offend, and that, in my opinion, is worth a little confusion.

Sorry.

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[foolishwren]

YEAH. Yeah.

That's probably the simplest answer, yeah.

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[shiro2hero]

I'm going to offer help if you need it, even though I'm... honestly not sure what good I'd be.

[Because that's just the automatic reaction.]

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[foolishwren]

Wh-- no, no, I don't need help.

I'm actually just being really petty.

_{[BECAUSE SHE KIND OF IS.]}

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[shiro2hero]

... Oh.

In that case.

It's my duty to tell you to stop being petty immediately.

[Yeah he's like .5% serious.]

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[foolishwren]

--what?

No.

_{[She will not.]}

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[shiro2hero]

Pettiness never gets you anywhere.

[Okay but. That serious face isn't holding. It sounds so stupid, even to him, he's. Threatening to laugh.]

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[foolishwren]

Buddy, pettiness has gotten me so far.

_{[SHE KNOWS HE'S JOKING. She's glad that he's joking (because he seems like the kind of guy who probably gains another year of life whenever he's able to actually do it). But SHE'S KIND OF TELLING THE TRUTH, TOO.]}

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[shiro2hero]

[He's trying SO HARD to keep a straight face, despite the whole conversation being borderline ridiculous.]

It could get you arrested for graffiti, too.

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[wing_attack]

Okay.

.. Need some... chocolate or something? I can get you a delivery.

[He just worries about her, okay.]

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[tearsofademon]

...Hmm. Your form's pretty good, especially for using paint. Not entirely sure what it's supposed to do, but that's definitely just a different universes thing...

[...my apologies, you've attracted a magic nerd.]

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[dreamsofahero]

Some sort of magic sigil or ward, I presume?

*...well he might not be Ryner's level of magic nerd but he's definitely intrigued!*

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[11121_assumption]

[ ...well, this has happened. Part of him is furious. The Halo represents the God born from the Sun; it's meant to be in red or in colours that reflect the warm light she was birthed from, not blue. Also it's been painted so messily. But there's something he realises. ]

Is that on the door of your house?

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[motherfucking_ghosttype]

Oh my god. You fucked up your place and painted some fuckin' satanic shit on your door just to piss off one person?

That's the kind of personalized 'fuck you and the ponyta you rode in on' I can get behind. Go offend the lil shit. And also god. Go ahead and offend god, too.

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[a_sin_for_him]

Well, at least the house looks dressed for Halloween...

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[zoomied]

You doin' alright there?

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[exeggutorhead]

[When Envy opened the front door to go out today, he didn't think he'd be confronted with his girlfriend wielding a messy blue paintbrush. He stops right where he is in confusion, door half open.]

Uh...