[So this is happening now. Now, the whole Halloween thing... It's not that Felix hates holidays. It's just that his appreciation of them tends to come in the form of going to clubs on whatever planet or space station he happened to be at and take advantage of themed nights and discounts. Not much of that here.

So honestly this weird... attack? Sure, let's call it that. It's as good a way of spending Halloween as anything else, if you ask him. At least now he actually gets to do something. Going with Valor is pretty much a no-brainer.

...He's not wearing a costume, though. No, he's just wearing black skinny jeans and an orange tank top - hey, you can't say it's not fitting for the holiday, can you?

Felix will let his Pokemon take care of some of the action, of course. His Mawile and Seviper are both out, taking care of any of Team Skull's Pokemon. But he's not gonna sit back and let them do everything for him. Nah, he's also just gonna beat up some of these grunts himself. Honestly, even if he weren't pretty good at CQC this would be pathetically easy, these guys are a joke.

Really, he's treating them with all the seriousness they deserve.]

Aaaaand today's special event has been brought to you by "your face" and "hitting the ground"! Can we hear a word from our sponsor?

Hey, don't think you can just mock Team Skull like that! We're gonna rattle you--

[And that unfortunate Skull grunt is interrupted as Felix grabs him by the shirt, pulls him down, then elbows him hard in the back. There's a pretty loud smack! as the criminal lands face first onto the ground.]

Yeah, I really wouldn't recommend getting up again, buddy.

[...The amount of seriousness is zero. In case you were wondering.]