[Luckily (or unluckily, depending on who is being asked), Shiro lands face-first in the house bathroom where he is treated to a high-pitched scream of the muy dramático kind. The kind only dog Pokemon should be able to hear. But by the magic of the universe enjoying Shiro's misery, his ears are blessed by the sound at full volume and the sight of Lance dripping wet, fresh from the shower, with a towel around his waist and two fingers covering each of his nipnops.]
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CAN'T A MAN HAVE SOME PRIVACY?