"Last time I talked to a guy who got teleported around before he'd even left his house for the day."

It had been an interesting conversation, to say the least.

And certainly, those doors sure look like they open out onto a typical school front entrance, but when one actually steps through the door...

Wait, are they now on the deck of some kind of airship? This is totally an airship. Just drifting through the air. Okay then.