"Even if something's there, that doesn't mean you have to use it."

Ask him how long he's gone failing to really comprehend and thus use microwaves. Or maybe not.

That that offer though, Geddoe pauses and glances back with a raised eyebrow.

"If you're offering to cook, you can. I was just looking for something that wouldn't take much work."

Over a hundred years old and he's still no good at cooking...