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[ripetuto]

[The video starts with a pile of around forty Pokemon eggs in the center, a very amused Polteageist dancing around said pile and singing something and a very sleepy Snom sleeping on top of the pile.

Yeah. Yeah.

It shifts and refocuses on Abbacchio after a moment who looks so fucking done.]

Anyone want any of these? Kids'll get one for free, everyone else has to pay. I just want these eggs out of my goddamn way.

[He tripped over some of them on the way to the coffee. He is very grumpy about this.]

I know the Fletchling eggs should have Fly, but otherwise I have no idea.



[[OOC: the ooc egg post is here for your perusal!]

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[grice]

[ as if he doesn’t have enough eggs already, but— it can be a christmas treat! to himself. ]

I’ll take one, sir.

[ripetuto]

Any preferences? There's a lot of Skitty, Ralts, and Alolan Vulpix but there's a few others in there.

[grice]

Oh, I wouldn’t mind a surprise, but . . .

[ he puts some quick thought into it. he already has dancer, a kirlia, wild berry, a fletchinder . . . ]

—Vulpix?

[ripetuto]

Yeah, the Ice-typed ones.

[grice]

I’ll take one of those, then.

[ripetuto]

No problem. Where are you at, I'll send my Talonflame with the egg and you can just pay him.

[grice]

Oh, um— in Goldenrod! How much will it be, sir?

[ripetuto]

A thousand? I don't think any of the Vulpixes are over-powered, unlike the Ralts.

[grice]

You mean— egg moves?

[ he’s trying to imagine babies being overpowered! surely they’ll be formidable when they grow up, but—! ]

[ripetuto]

Yeah, like that. If I understand all of this right, anyway, this was...not expected.

[grice]

Ah, yes! Egg moves. I thought you were a Breeder, too, with the number of eggs . . .

[ his smile goes a little crooked. those pokemon got . . . very busy! ]

Well, Mister— I can have your money wherever you'll send your Talonflame.

[ripetuto]

Yeah. Yeah.

[BOY DID THEY]

I'll have it to you soon, don't worry. It may be in a day or two, but you'll get it.

[grice]

Thank you.

Good luck with the rest of them.

[rolltoavoidpossession]

Do you have any Ghost types in there?

[Ryou already has several Ghost types, but he likes the type.]

[ripetuto]

This time, Shuppet, Litwick, and Pumpkaboo though there's also a chance of Phantump next time this happens.

[rolltoavoidpossession]

Hmm...

[He already has a Pumpkaboo and he needs the type variety...]

Can I have a Litwick egg, then?

[ripetuto]

Yeah, no problem. Where are you at?

[video]

[talkyourwayout]

I'll take one, if that's cool.

[That's so many eggs! Louie figures he's doing this guy a favor by taking one off his hands. Also, come on, it's free.]

Jeez, what do people even do with their Pokemon eggs if they can't sell them and don't want to keep them?

[ripetuto]

I have no fucking clue and I'm afraid I'm going to find out. Which do you want?

[talkyourwayout]

Good luck. [Louie may be in this situation soon, himself, now that he's re-classed as a breeder.

Which is why his original thought was to get an egg for something that would pair well with a lot of his other Pokemon, but as he watches Polteageist, an idea hits:] Do you have any ghost types?

[ripetuto]

Yeah, Shuppet, Pumpkaboo, and Litwick. Want one?

[Or three?]

[talkyourwayout]

Yeah, a Shuppet one would be perfect. Thanks!

And seriously, when you figure out what to do with any you don't sell, I would love to know.

[ripetuto]

Breeder?

[talkyourwayout]

Yeah. I was a trainer, but then I ended up home for a while. Coming back, I was still registered as a trainer, but I didn't have any of my gym badges and doing that again... Eh, it didn't sound great. So I switched over to breeder.

[ripetuto]

Random piles of eggs sounded better?

[talkyourwayout]

It sounded better than trekking out to all the gyms again. And this way, I can get around on my Corviknight right away.

Besides, me and a friend were thinking about starting a breeding center service, but we never did. I might try to get that kind of thing going now.

[ripetuto]

Fair enough. Anyway, where are you so I can send my Talonflame out?

[desirestruth]

Oh...oh dear.

[Naeva does, at least, manage not to laugh.] I can certainly pay for one, if it will help.

[ripetuto]

Go right ahead.

[Gods. So many damn eggs.]

What are you looking for?

[desirestruth]

Ah, those white foxes...Vulpix?

[They're so cute and she's gonna die.]

[ripetuto]

Alolan Vulpix, yeah. You want one?

[desirestruth]

Yes, thank you.

[ripetuto]

Alright, where are you? I can send my Talonflame out with the egg soon.

[desirestruth]

Ah, the forest past Azalea town...Ilex?

[It's so similar to her home forest, it's hard to keep the name straight.]

[ripetuto]

Do me a favor and just stay there until my Talonflame finds you.

[desirestruth]

Oh...that won't be a problem.

[She is having a Normal One in the spooky forest.]

[ripetuto]

...lost?

[desirestruth]

[She lifts the gear up a bit so he can get a wider shot.

Of her absolutely mobbed by forest pokemon. A lot of caterpie and weedle who are trying to seek warmth and snacks.]

No, not really.

[ripetuto]

[Oh. Oh dear. At least he manages not to laugh too much?]

I see. You okay over there?

[desirestruth]

I'm fine, they just want my rations and somewhere warm, but it makes it a little hard to move.

[No, it's okay, he can laugh, she knows this is ridiculous.]