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[chickenchoicejudy]

[By now, you've probably seen it. It started on a teenager's Instantlergram, and then migrated over to Chatter, Timbr, and you might have even seen a video or two on your For You Page on Joltiktok about it. The Daily Dottler ran an article about it sourced by no one.

About what? About how the hot new band Chicken Choice Judy was recently "caught in the wild" at a child's birthday party dressed head to toe as giant torchics.



And the internet, as it often does, has been having a field day with it:

"guess there's one entertaining thing at my brother's dumb party. #chickenchoicejudy #torchic #canileavenow" - Original Poster MimiKissyKyuutie

"cake is very bad for torchics this is completely irresponsible" - Chatter user badbreedertipsonly, famed meme account.

"what the heck is a chicken anyway" - Timbr user newgearhoothootdis, followed by hundreds of replies of increasingly bad guesses.

"this isn't news, call me when the torchics kiss" - Joltiktok user luvdisco, with a filter that adds sparkles to the picture and a music clip that seems to be Celine Brionne's My Heart Ball Will Go On played badly on a Pokéflute.

And so on and so forth. So it probably isn't a surprise when Ryan pops up after a day or so of this.]

hey so

i get how things go on the internet but how do you take them off

like forever

is just deleting the whole internet an option, or...?

you know, for no reason whatsoever.

[Except you know exactly what reason it's for. Because everyone in all of Johto and Kanto has seen it somewhere recently.]

[ooc: Thank you to knuxiechan, who Joey commissioned this art from!]

Comments

[chickenchoicejudy]

yeah, getting our name out there as kiddy party performers. that's not what we want! no one's going to take us seriously now, and it sucks.

[thetombkeeper]

I'm sure there's music lovers out there that can appreciate your performance despite the costumes. Just give it some time.

[chickenchoicejudy]

ugh, I hope so

that was a rough show, I don't want it to become our like. Our THING, you know?

[thetombkeeper]

Yeah, I know. People will get bored with the torchic thing soon enough that you won't need to worry about it in your future shows.

But if I happen to be completely wrong, you can blame me for everything.

[chickenchoicejudy]

dude why would we blame you???

it's not like you said "hey guys I've got a show for you it's totally legit and they will pay you all this money" and then didn't add that it was a kid's birthday party

[thetombkeeper]

Oh I know that but I meant if things don't improve after this point despite me saying it'll get better.

[chickenchoicejudy]

ahhh I see, I see

if that happens we'll just have to think of some kind of revenge

you know, like treating you to dinner

[You know, because he pushed back so hard on it last time.]

[thetombkeeper]

No!

My one weakness! How dare you!

[He's not sure how that would be revenge but he's all for it. Food is food.]