_{[Heather doesn't even notice the notebook at first-- she's too enmeshed in the general confusion.]}

I thought about it, but honestly there's a whole bunch of Murkrow who hang out around our property that make a huge ruckus every time someone's at the door, so we're just kinda used to them being our living security system...

And calling bakeries didn't even occur to me, actually.

... Wait, you're writing this down??